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Latest: Overmars denies Town approach.
at 20:22 5 Mar 2021

Mr Overmars told the EADT: "I appreeshhciate the honour, but basing dis on the firscht two syllables of ma name isch juscht TWTD def infoing."


Said one disappointed Town fan, "It'll take me til 1pm on Saturday to get over this. Or is it 3pm?"
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Surprise Town link up with Ajax?
at 20:04 5 Mar 2021

Rumour has it we are linked with their Director of Football.
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I'm a businessman from Iowa
at 19:53 26 Feb 2021

My name's Ol' Gil from Iowa, and I've just bought your soccer team.
Could you help a guy out?

What the hell is a soccer team?
Who can I get to run the damn thing?
What does "You owe me £100m quid, you mug" mean?
Shefki or Pablo?

Jess so yoo know arm legit, here's ma best of: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=386054738406823
[Post edited 26 Feb 19:56]
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Performance of the season so far:
at 18:43 17 Feb 2021

Performance of the season so far:


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Town as song excerpts
at 16:46 4 Feb 2021

From 50secs... in.... with love from Marcus to Paul....

"Til now, I always got by on my own.
I never really cared until I met you.
And now it chills me to the bone.
How do I get you a loan?"

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Most disappointing signing
at 12:18 2 Feb 2021

Which player was the most disappointing signing in terms of: ability, potential, background and cost.

For me, it's Stuart Slater.
I really thought he was just what we needed and that he'd be a guaranteed success with us.

Who would you choose?
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Lipstick now fully on that pig (n/t)
at 19:21 1 Feb 2021

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New manager
at 20:59 24 Jan 2021

It's going to be Prince Andrew, isn't it?
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Fins up! (n/t)
at 04:26 27 Dec 2020

What a finish!
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Books for nerdy teenagers
at 11:53 18 Dec 2020

Can anyone recommend some accessible/readable books for a nerdy A-level student.
Something along the lines of Bill Bryson/Adam Rutherford (Short History of/Body/How to argue with a racist) but on:

Sociology
Psychology
Politics
Modern Culture
Medicine

Cheers in advance for any help.

And yes, it's for Christmas shopping. I'm starting early this year.
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How long til Farage starts a WTOxit Party? (n/t)
at 19:09 11 Dec 2020

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New pundit role for Lambert?
at 15:51 5 Dec 2020

https://www.isihac.net/
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ITFC fans have been taken:
at 21:56 3 Dec 2020

ITFC fans have been taken:


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Lockdown
at 15:57 7 Nov 2020

We must be in danger of being added to the lockdown if anyone from government sees us play.

Elite football? Ha ha.
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Possession
at 15:25 7 Nov 2020

(inept) Possession is nine tenths of the flaw.
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Channel mix up
at 15:17 7 Nov 2020

Why are they showing In The Night Garden instead of the match?
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Threxit: Should Threadmoaners leave TWTD and start a new life?
at 11:56 14 Aug 2020

Threxit: Should Thread Moaners leave TWTD and start a new life?


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Website
at 13:09 22 Jul 2020

I visited a website today and didn't have to click on a cookie pop-up
then see all vendors
then reject all
then unblock adware
then reload
then ask to see notifications
then say no to the newsletter pop-up
then have an ad flash up after three seconds
then have hyperlinks everywhere taking me somewhere unconnected
then randomly scroll to the bottom of the page
then pop up a feedback box.

Result!
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Town players as culinary items
at 13:38 16 Jul 2020

Chwhisk Kiwomya

Owen Carvingknife

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The Kassam
at 18:35 6 Jul 2020

Is there a more intimidating car park in world football?

[Post edited 6 Jul 2020 18:37]
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