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Commentary much improved today
at 16:19 13 Aug 2022

Westlake also an upgrade as co-commentator.
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20 resignations and counting
at 14:41 6 Jul 2022

since yesterday morning. I think the camel has finally sat through its 18 month NHS waiting list and had a diagnosis of broken back.
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Boozing at work
at 11:20 25 May 2022

Just interested to know how many would not blink an eye about drinking at work on a regular basis, ie in meetings rather than at social events. Personally I’d probably be disciplined if found to have drunk booze on the job.
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cOtTy'S jAzZ cLuB
at 09:47 12 May 2022

By unpopular demand, welcome back to cOtTy'S jAzZ cLuB!

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Bielsa
at 09:30 28 Feb 2022

What is that poor interpreter going to do now?!
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Churchillian complex
at 09:08 14 Jan 2022

I get the feeling that Boris's Churchillian complex is partly to blame for some of this conduct. I can imagine that through much of this crisis, he had visions of himself in Churchill's war room, replete with champagne, brandy and cocaine. His war room was the garden at number 10. I genuinely think that he doesn't believe that he's done anything wrong.
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When was the last time we had a new manager bounce?
at 17:25 8 Jan 2022

Makes a nice change!
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Tom Carroll - what’s the point?
at 18:01 30 Dec 2021

He looked awful when he came on again last night, looks a shadow of a player worthy of that many Prem appearances. I hope we didn’t get the big cheque book out for him!!
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Hands up if you’re isolating over Christmas
at 07:34 24 Dec 2021



The best bit is the night sweats
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This government are just too much
at 23:09 20 Dec 2021

“Drinking and eating loads of wine and cheese is totally normal work meeting behaviour” is such an amazing defence. I think they actually believe it too! I can just imagine the internal self-justifying monologue. “Not nearly enough blow or hookers for a party. My wife was there FFS.”
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The Texaco Cup
at 11:08 7 Dec 2021

As a child of the 80s, this was not really on my radar, but I noticed that we won it one year, beating Norwich 4-2 on aggregate. Where on the tin pot trophy scale was this competition? Can somebody put it on the scale of today's competitions? I can only imagine both legs of the final were keenly competed...
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Shopping list
at 10:08 29 Nov 2021

1. LB please Santa. No offence to Bailey, who has done well in the circumstances, but this formation requires something a bit more dynamic from our fullbacks. We're not perfect at RB but JD and KVY both have good qualities. Overall we're much stronger down the right.

2. A centre forward to take the pressure off Bonne please Santa. Pigott has not shown he is capable of being effective enough in this formation yet.

3. I hate to say it but a left-sided forward is probably needed too - nobody has grabbed that position really.

4. If we can get a top quality CB I would not be upset, Toto has his qualities but with our forward line sputtering we could do with someone with better distribution. If we could somehow clone Edmundson, I would not be upset.

I'll leave Norwood, Jackson and Nolan in a plastic carrier bag outside British Heart Foundation.
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“ICU is full of the unvaccinated”
at 23:39 21 Nov 2021

Get. Jabbed.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/21/icu-is-full-of-the-unvaccinated-my
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Bear accused of s***ting in the woods.
at 08:48 29 Oct 2021

Shock as Pope comes out as Catholic.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/oct/28/exxon-ceo-accused-lying-clim
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OK Computer
at 09:39 27 Oct 2021

Haven't listened to this for years. Stuck it on this morning, absolute banger.

What else haven't I listened to for donkeys that I need to listen to NOW? Answers on a postcard please TWTD.
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Evans’ last goal reminds me of Shearer v Holland
at 21:23 29 Sep 2021

The Sheringhamesque way that Burns could hit it but has the awareness and composure to neatly side-foot it across to Evans who blasts it into the top corner. Lovely stuff.
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Please. Get. Jabbed.
at 17:45 4 Aug 2021

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/04/fit-and-healthy-man-42-from-southp
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Is Kane carrying something?
at 21:20 22 Jun 2021

Cos he looks like he’s carrying a big bag of potatoes. Lumbering.
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The Big V
at 15:28 21 Jun 2021

El Snippo. Anybody taken the plunge?
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Really enjoying this one
at 17:40 15 Jun 2021

Come on Hungary! Love a battling display by the underdogs!
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