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confused? you will be
at 12:08 18 Apr 2020

Oh the irony.
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confused? you will be
at 10:21 18 Apr 2020

Someone is deeply upset by me :) Me not so much by him. Bless
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confused? you will be
at 21:15 17 Apr 2020

I think it's the other way round. He pops up on me not the other way round. It's flattering, but I'm not available
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confused? you will be
at 21:10 17 Apr 2020

and here's the other triggered merchant :) Kisses for you too don't be jealous
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confused? you will be
at 21:04 17 Apr 2020

He fancies me
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confused? you will be
at 20:53 17 Apr 2020

Bless.. triggered.
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Congratulations Capt. Tom Moore
at 20:07 17 Apr 2020

DWP have just said he is definitely fit for work and require him to go back on monday
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confused? you will be
at 16:35 17 Apr 2020

1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my God.

12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no…

13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of…

24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).

25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?
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Speaking of the best eleven threads
at 16:30 17 Apr 2020

Ulrich Le Pen, although not sure 3 mins counts as a game
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The Government have no idea when the lockdown will finish....
at 13:54 17 Apr 2020

convenient that..
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How would Ipswich Town FC team of 1981
at 20:21 16 Apr 2020

Would have it won by Xmas.
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Vaccine Questions
at 20:04 16 Apr 2020

Likewise.
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Vaccine Questions
at 19:52 16 Apr 2020

That works both ways.

Must be nice living in a world where nothing nefarious is ever done by those that have control over the narrative. I delightful naivety we all long for.

Weird how my post to another triggers you. Bless.
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Vaccine Questions
at 19:41 16 Apr 2020

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Cornonavirus: 9 in 10 dying have existing illness
at 16:49 16 Apr 2020

What about all the other genders?
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Still 15,000 passengers landing in the UK every day....
at 16:40 16 Apr 2020

Not ideal for climate change, Greta will be cross
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Still 15,000 passengers landing in the UK every day....
at 16:30 16 Apr 2020

Ok, well their planes are flying in here from somewhere
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Still 15,000 passengers landing in the UK every day....
at 16:18 16 Apr 2020

I think there is more than 1 flight from Guernsey a day, as it keeps flying over my house.
The other weird thing is the recently bankrupt Flybe keep flying their planes about as well.
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Trump suspends WHO funding.
at 22:25 15 Apr 2020

Yarg or Knob. Depends how long I'm stuck indoors.
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Trump suspends WHO funding.
at 22:02 15 Apr 2020

You get very upset with anyone who doesn't think like you.
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