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Best Album Of All Time
at 00:26 9 Aug 2020

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Friday night tunes
at 23:56 31 Jul 2020

This is some m0ng out music I made during lockdown.


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Has an England team ever been so stocked for fast bowlers?
at 23:11 20 Jul 2020

Compare it to the lean times of the 90s. Wood, Archer, Anderson, Woakes, Stokes, Broad, Curran.
Not so sure about the spin though, Bess was understudy to Jack Leach at Somerset and only got his chance when Leach went off to play for England. Leach's illness over the winter and Mo Ali taking a sabbatical meant he was the next cab off the rank spin wise and he's done alright but he's not as good as either Mo or Jack.
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First day back cooking today
at 23:10 18 Jul 2020

Did a fair bit of food today, pretty much what we'd normally do on a normal Saturday. We only had to kick a few people out, a couple for standing at the bar who refused to sit down and people pissing in the garden/car park. We can only have one in/one out in the toilets ATM. Feels strange wearing a screen all day, I've got a red rectangle across my forehead running above my eyebrows. They're not very comfortable when you've got a proper sweat on in a hot kitchen, might have to invest in an Ian Cranson-style headband to wear underneath it.
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Taxi! and a few other times where Chris Morris was a radio genius
at 22:35 10 Jul 2020




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Suffolk Dub Foundation
at 22:36 9 Jul 2020




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Friday night tunes
at 23:18 3 Jul 2020





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If you do go out tomorrow be patient.
at 20:58 3 Jul 2020

My place isn't opening until the 18th so I'm spared the carnage tomorrow but we had a meeting this week so I'm up to date with all the protocol.
It's lunacy to open it all on a Saturday, it should have been a Tuesday to give time for bar and kitchen staff in for 3 months away getting used to the new conditions before the weekend. It's created a massive binge day where everybody's off to the pub. Off for 3 months and expected to work New Year's Eve style business on your first day back with a book of new rules that took us 3 hours to get through from cover to cover.

You can't stand at the bar any more
You will have to sit at your table
Your empty plates won't be cleared until you're gone
You will have to wait for your drinks
One in/one out of the bogs, only one person in the gents/ladies at a time
No live music, any music has to be turned down, no singing or shouting.

That's the new normal for the moment.
We have to do this by law, one case of Covid and the pub will be shut.
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Wishing everybody a happy St. Jim's Day
at 15:55 17 May 2020

And a great Barry Knight.
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We need 24 international cricketers to step up
at 14:47 6 May 2020

Along with the Test Match Special commentary team, take over a small Caribbean island with a cricket pitch on it and let them play and broadcast the commentary. I'm not missing the football that much, our season was over before the virus. But I am missing the cricket.
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My favourite day in football ever was 28 years ago today
at 21:21 25 Apr 2020

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Stones.
at 21:38 23 Apr 2020

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If you're banking with Lloyds and skint before payday/furlough day
at 16:26 21 Apr 2020

You can get an overdraft extension pretty much instantly for a couple of hundred quid, couple of clicks and there it was. I'd applied for this a few times in the past and couldn't get an extension before. They're probably being more friendly with it in the current circumstances.
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Keeping your hand in away from work.
at 17:08 2 Apr 2020

Put my Chef's whites on and deep-cleaned my kitchen for 3 hours earlier.

After I've cooked my dinner I ring the doorbell a couple of times and swear a bit.
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This is brilliant
at 20:26 30 Mar 2020

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When Football comes back and all is right in the world again
at 18:51 30 Mar 2020

Everybody should bring a bog roll to the first game back and chuck it before the match old-school style https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/7/4/140450
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If you've got time on your hands and want something to listen to
at 21:57 24 Mar 2020

Look up Danny Baker and Danny Kelly on youtube,



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Here's a thread to cheer everybody up
at 20:02 24 Mar 2020

If you ended up snuffing it what tune would you have played at your funeral, only one because business will be be quick and only one song will be allowed. Mine would be this
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Talksport reminiscing about the 2000-01 season now with Matt Holland. (n/t)
at 19:07 24 Mar 2020

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Playing football outside is OK apparently.
at 19:03 21 Mar 2020

If there's only 3-4 people playing and you keep your distance so no tackling, a game of headers and volleys should be alright.
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