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Wishing everybody a happy St. Jim's Day
at 15:55 17 May 2020

And a great Barry Knight.

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We need 24 international cricketers to step up
at 14:47 6 May 2020

Along with the Test Match Special commentary team, take over a small Caribbean island with a cricket pitch on it and let them play and broadcast the commentary. I'm not missing the football that much, our season was over before the virus. But I am missing the cricket.

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My favourite day in football ever was 28 years ago today
at 21:21 25 Apr 2020

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Stones.
at 21:38 23 Apr 2020

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If you're banking with Lloyds and skint before payday/furlough day
at 16:26 21 Apr 2020

You can get an overdraft extension pretty much instantly for a couple of hundred quid, couple of clicks and there it was. I'd applied for this a few times in the past and couldn't get an extension before. They're probably being more friendly with it in the current circumstances.

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Keeping your hand in away from work.
at 17:08 2 Apr 2020

Put my Chef's whites on and deep-cleaned my kitchen for 3 hours earlier.

After I've cooked my dinner I ring the doorbell a couple of times and swear a bit.

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This is brilliant
at 20:26 30 Mar 2020

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When Football comes back and all is right in the world again
at 18:51 30 Mar 2020

Everybody should bring a bog roll to the first game back and chuck it before the match old-school style https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/7/4/140450

[Post edited 30 Mar 18:52]

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If you've got time on your hands and want something to listen to
at 21:57 24 Mar 2020

Look up Danny Baker and Danny Kelly on youtube,

[Post edited 24 Mar 21:59]

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Here's a thread to cheer everybody up
at 20:02 24 Mar 2020

If you ended up snuffing it what tune would you have played at your funeral, only one because business will be be quick and only one song will be allowed. Mine would be this

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Talksport reminiscing about the 2000-01 season now with Matt Holland. (n/t)
at 19:07 24 Mar 2020

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Playing football outside is OK apparently.
at 19:03 21 Mar 2020

If there's only 3-4 people playing and you keep your distance so no tackling, a game of headers and volleys should be alright.

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Didn't cook a single thing all day.
at 21:53 18 Mar 2020

I'll have been a Chef for 20 years next month and today's the first day I've ever worked when that's happened.

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Blimey. This is heavy sh*t.
at 20:51 15 Mar 2020

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/15/uk-coronavirus-crisis-to-last-unti

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I think most of us on here don't need to worry about Coronavirus
at 22:09 9 Mar 2020

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/09/masturbation-can-help-people-fight-the-coro

Probably explains the bog roll freak-out, if I was stuck in the house on my own for 2 weeks I would probably would use a lot more of it.

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No press conference, hope this is happening
at 23:15 3 Mar 2020

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It's like a family pet dying slowly
at 22:18 3 Mar 2020

That's bang on. That's what it feels like.

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Mick Mills is on fire tonight. (n/t)
at 22:05 3 Mar 2020

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Get Sitton in for the rest of the season.
at 23:04 1 Mar 2020

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Lambert kicking off with Phil over the wage budget question.
at 22:06 14 Feb 2020

Can't see what Lambert so pissed off about, we must have the biggest wage bill in the league apart from maybe Sunderland, who else would be paying more?
Whenever I hear these football finance experts on the radio the general opinion is the best predictor of where a team will end up in the table is pretty much correlated to the wage budget. The players we had from last season must be on a good wedge, even with a relegation clause. Vincent-Young and Norwood must be on decent wages for this level, they were both hot property in the summer, especially Norwood given the season he's just had and on a free so could talk to anyone.

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/how-every-every-pl-and-champ-clubs-wa

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