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Assange finally arrested
at 13:00 11 Apr 2019

I always disliked Assange. I got the feeling he was in it for the fame and the notoriety far more than the supposed "social justice" wikileaks claimed to serve up.
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Danny Drinkwater, another drink-drive footballer*
at 13:20 9 Apr 2019

When your name is a warning... like me being called Stuart Stopbeingafatc*ntbeforeyouhaveacoronary
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Looking to buy a coffee machine around the £100 mark.
at 13:50 8 Dec 2018

I've faffed around with all sorts of stuff but have found buying decent beans, a burr grinder (so the beans get ground rather than chopped with a bladed grinder. Chop = friction, friction = heat and heat = burning your bean) and then a moka pot - which is the picture Factual has posted - has been the winning combo.
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Fury v Wilder
at 13:14 2 Dec 2018

My opinion is that Fury definitely won on points. You shouldn't get extra credit for putting someone down - Fury gets up so it's a 10-8 round. There's no bonuses because it was a good shot or whatever.

That aside, Fury has since said - "You don't come to someone else's house, get put on your arse twice and walk away with their belt"
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I think I've fallen out of love with ITFC
at 18:27 29 Nov 2018

About 7.5 billion people on the planet and roughly half of them are female.

Plenty more ladies roaming the earth who will be more than happy to touch your gnarled member.
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Ipswich players as a form of boundary entry and exit
at 13:39 8 Nov 2018

We could have George Burley working on the door?
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Blokes wearing leather gloves
at 13:27 2 Nov 2018

True! I convinced the woman in the Co-Op that Giant Hula Hoops were part of the meal deal last week - even though they're not.
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Blokes wearing leather gloves
at 13:22 2 Nov 2018

I have a pair of black leather gloves I bought from M&S around 4 years ago and they come out every year - swear by them.

They are great at keeping my hands warm and make me feel like I'm going to commit some sort of crime (I'm often just going to the shops).
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Well done TWTD
at 14:00 30 Oct 2018

Hurst was like the lovechild of Keane and Jewell.... Only to find out once he was born, that it was actually Mick who got Roy pregnant and was the actual father.
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How is Lambert going to fix our full back problem??
at 18:27 29 Oct 2018

If you're having goal problems, I feel bad for you son
We got 99 problems but the Dane aint one
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And the winner of best use of social media by a Football Club goes to ...
at 13:26 22 Oct 2018

Very good!!!
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No stereotypes on show here. Nope. Facists/racist rally in London today
at 15:35 14 Oct 2018

Yesterday we had, in London, a load of right-wing thuggish morons met by a load of left-wing thuggish morons. Nothing more, nothing less. The worst of both sides of the political spectrum.
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Who dobbed Frimley in?
at 13:33 25 Sep 2018

Bellendery of the highest order.
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Watched a video of Liverpool's new keeper
at 16:58 6 Sep 2018

I saw a version where he certainly had a, um, full schedule.

Few days later I saw another excerpt where a strange surface, possibly had some sugar spilt on it.
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Why is East Anglia A Rugby outpost?
at 14:32 1 Sep 2018

Rugby is cack.
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Martin Samuel: 'McCarthy was doing a highly creditable job...Ipswich now bottom'
at 13:51 28 Aug 2018

I reckon we'll be ok. Go Thirsty Hursty!
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Evans
at 12:30 23 Aug 2018

Exactly this.
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Rotherham United Pre-Match Press Conference
at 14:18 9 Aug 2018

Is there a bullet-hole above Hursts right shoulder?!
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Rotherham United Pre-Match Press Conference
at 13:54 9 Aug 2018

Do we really need Windass?
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We've signed a defender called Toto
at 13:27 8 Aug 2018

It looks like we're getting a Jackson too, so plenty to choose from!
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