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RIP Ozzy Osborne.
at 20:01 22 Jul 2025

Deep Purple
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RIP Ozzy Osborne.
at 19:43 22 Jul 2025

🤘🦇
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We’re a HUGE Club
at 18:27 21 Jul 2025

How many stars can you count on their shirt?
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“If someone now asks me if I like football, I say yes. I do like football”
at 19:59 8 Jul 2025

It'd be just typical if they signed Muric, too
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How do you rate the new home kit out of 5?
at 17:53 7 Jul 2025

Excellent point!

Whoever's decision it was, ITFC or Umbro, it's the wrong one

Let's see the stars proudly crowning the club crest
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Budgies new home kit and the justification
at 13:28 6 Jul 2025

It's custard & snot
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How do you rate the new home kit out of 5?
at 13:19 6 Jul 2025

So why do clubs like Forest & Villa have theirs on the crest?

They won their honours "in the past"

I think the decision by Umbro is wrong

They need to change their decision or we need to change manufacturer to one who wants to celebrate with pride our achievements!
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How do you rate the new home kit out of 5?
at 15:14 5 Jul 2025

Once again, Umbro appear to be ashamed Ipswich have won 3 major honours:

Champions of England 1962
FA Cup 1978
UEFA Cup 1981

...by NOT crowning the club crest with the three stars, instead, hiding them round the back of the shirts
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Budgies new home kit and the justification
at 15:02 5 Jul 2025

How the hell does a canary "majestically soar"???!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your record number of keepie-uppies?
at 10:02 2 Jul 2025

Yeah, but how many times did you kick that puppy/koala? (other brands available)
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Your record number of keepie-uppies?
at 10:00 2 Jul 2025

I've hopefully given you some help with an "uppie"
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There are you happy now?
at 09:54 2 Jul 2025

Was that a euphemism?

No rain in Coventry, but I walked through a garden centre Saturday morning & they had sprinklers on watering all the plants/flowers with a fine mist, it was lovely!
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Narrrwichhh
at 11:49 1 Jul 2025

Don't forget, a Nodge home crowd you can reliably reduce by 20% as they count them not at the turnstiles, but by those inside in that dreadful colour combo when their hands are aloft
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Your record number of keepie-uppies?
at 09:11 1 Jul 2025

I think I recall in my teens wanting to get to 100, but I think my best was 97 or something just short

But then, I was a GK, & it was the hoofing it as hard/high as I could & running after it all the time that kn@ckered me out!
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The Final Front Ear (Spock) Iron Maiden parody lyrics
at 15:57 22 Jun 2025

US music humour site Amiright no longer publish submissions, so I'm posting here - For those of a Trekkie disposition, have a chuckle!

to The Final Frontier by Iron Maiden 2010

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DJQHFfA5mVs&si=CEscKATmvKRSoy7q

Can see in his face, reflections of space
Can hear fifty per-cent better than me
Frontiersmen have come & frontiersmen go
Davy Crockett 'fore me or so legend goes

He's some form of life, but not as we know
Half human & Vulcan points your ears
He bids you long life & prosper again
Illogical, fascinating friends

For I have been asked of Mr Spock
He's how many ears?
Either side of his head & a third on his face where
There's a space for...

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

Can see in his face, reflections of space
Can hear fifty per-cent better than me
Frontiersmen have come & frontiersmen go
Davy Crockett 'fore me or so legend goes

For I have been asked of Mr Spock
He's how many ears?
Either side of his head & a third on his face where
There is a space for...

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

He's some form of life, but not as we know
Being human & Vulcan points your ears
He bids you long life & prosper again
Illogical & fascinating his friends

For I have been asked of Mr Spock
He's how many ears?
Either side of his head & a third on his face where
There is a space for...

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear
The final front ear

(22.6.25) Van S A'Parody
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U21s
at 22:46 21 Jun 2025

This is where I'm extremely lucky

I have eyes through which I can see

You confused me where you say "the replay shows it clearly", as this suggests you also have eyes that work

I'm very happy that ultimately the decision went in our favour (for a refreshing change!), but our defender was holding his hands behind his back. When the shot was hit from apprx 10 yards away (not point blank), he let go of his hands, so his arm moved away from his body/towards the ball

If this happened at the other end, I'd be furious with VAR pressuring the ref to change the decision

Sorry you disagree, but when I'm right, I won't be told I'm wrong!
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U21s
at 22:37 21 Jun 2025

Nope

He's holding his hands behind his back
When the shot is hit from apprx 10 yards away (so not close) he lets his hands go, so his arm begins to move towards the ball/away from his body

Don't get me wrong, I'm delighted VAR pressured the ref to overrule his original decision, as it worked in our favour (for a refreshing change!)

I just think if this all happened at the other end, I would be furious with the decision being overturned
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U21s
at 20:15 21 Jun 2025

VAR dreadful decision again

Extremely funny as it's a decision in our favour!

But a defender actually holding his hands together behind his back expecting a shot, when the shot is hit, he lets his hands go & his arm moves away from his body towards the ball

If that was up the other end, we'd be furious with the ref's original decision (correct) then being overturned

Dreadful VAR again pressuring the ref who'd otherwise made a correct decision in the first place

Even funnier now, since typing, we're 2-0 up!
Football, bloody hell!
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Man city guilty
at 12:45 20 Jun 2025

If it was genuinely just Grealish causing the delay, you'd think it would be just him getting an Alice banned
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Cant help but think Town have missed a marketing opportunity
at 21:30 17 Jun 2025

Quite a boob, that
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