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Reply | Funniest thing you’ve ever seen happen
at 16:19 11 Sep 2025
Stratosphere Hotel, Vegas coming down from a meal at the restaurant at the top late into the evening.
It's important to envisage the tower bit which is fed by the high speed lift up & down.
Anyhoo, a v drunk Mercan lass was leaning against the lift door on the way down, when it stopped at a floor and the lift door opened.
V drunk 'Mercan lass falls out of the lift and lets out a blood curdling scream as she thought that she was being released into the night time air high over Vegas like a female Hans Gruber, however, she immediately crumpled into a heap on floor 11 of the hotel, flashing her knickers to everyone, before calmly getting back into the lift.
I honestly thought I was going to faint, I was laughing so, so much. |
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Thread | An ITFC ticket website idiot user asks...
at 16:15 10 Sep 2025
...looking to get a ticket for an Auxerre fan we met whilst at the friendly who's in town for the Norwich game and not really had to bother with this bollox previously as an ST holder.
Logged in and I've been refreshing the site all day. Thought I'd nabbed one into my basket only to get a "Sorry, you can't buy any more" message even though I've not purchased one previously.
Am I safe in the knowledge that myself and few others had this in the basket and someone completed the purchase whilst I was clicking through things??
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Reply | We're not signing Nunez
at 11:14 28 Aug 2025
Still fuming about his dropped catch in the last minute v Liberec (A)
* kicks cat * |
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Reply | We're not signing Nunez
at 09:13 28 Aug 2025
Weird flex, if so.
If KMc thinks he's good enough, I'll take his view over that of a few whoppers. |
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Thread | Anyone got experience of dealing with large French companies?
at 10:02 22 Aug 2025
I've been asked to supply a redacted bank statement signed by a legal representative of our bank and wonder if this is standard French practice or just this particular client?
A Google search hasn't really assisted..
TIA |
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Reply | 2 x tickets for James / Happy Mondays / Lightning Seeds - Colchester tonight
at 08:51 22 Aug 2025
Mate watched James at a festival earlier this year.
They played the 1st song of the set and someone in the crowd shouted "Play Sit Down!"
Tim Booth got the right ar5e apparently.
"Haven't you ever been to a gig before?" "WTF do you think we'll finish with?"
"tw4t!"
TWTD Points available for a repeat shout. |
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Reply | Football shirts at festivals…
at 11:13 20 Aug 2025
Lucan's cool.
Had a lovely weekend in Auxerre & Paris with him a few weeks back and he was on good form at the game Sunday. |
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Reply | Football shirts at festivals…
at 10:03 20 Aug 2025
I'm pretty sure that the Ed Sheeran factor skews these figures (this isn't a dig).
Beard Jnr bumped into a couple of lads in Ibiza wearing the pink & black shirts and greeted them with an "up the towen". Both were keen to point out that they had no football interest but were massive Ed fans. |
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Reply | Bed wetting about central midfielders
at 13:46 19 Aug 2025
No bed wetting here. I'll leave that to those who are new to the ITFC, indeed football, thing. We are going to be more than fine. |
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Reply | Tell you what I didn’t like today…
at 12:19 18 Aug 2025
The knock on effect that sees it difficult to get through the hordes to the West Stand needs addressing too.
Found ourselves stuck yesterday at the back of the North only to work out we'd inadvertently joined a North Stand queue momentarily - but also still kinda dumbfounded at the size of said queue circa 10 mins to KO. |
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Reply | Everton sell-on?
at 15:46 14 Aug 2025
Everton forums reckon they're in for a kick back here. |
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