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My rubbish jokes
at 13:14 14 May 2020

Right then you lot .if you think my jokes are so rubbish here’s one of my better ones. If I brought a greyhound for Â£500 and called it Mohammed then sold it for Â£700 have I made a profit.

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Flooring advice please
at 10:47 14 May 2020

Going to convert garage into a summerhouse/tv room should I use carpet or laminate. Garage is detached so I’ll be walking though garden to get to it. Any advice would be appreciated.

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Joke for the day
at 10:10 14 May 2020

What’s brown, steams and comes out of cows backwards . The Isle of Wight ferry

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Goodnight
at 20:57 13 May 2020

Goodnight Ipswich and Yorkshire were ever you are.stay safe

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Jokes
at 19:58 13 May 2020

Guys I just can’t understand why my jokes are getting pulled apart I’m just trying to cheer you up and like the monkeys use to say I’m just trying to be friendly.

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Horse racing joke
at 17:25 13 May 2020

A bookie is walking the course before the grand national a man is fishing in BeecherS brook he says to him you won’t catch anything in there. man says what odds will you give me 100/1 says bookie man says I’ll have a pound on that. 1hour later bookie walks past the man who has a fish damm says the bookie there’s your 25 pound man says oi I had 1pound at 100/1 bookie says you only get a quarter of the odds for a place.

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Joke for today
at 09:56 13 May 2020

Man goes to doctors after his friend told him to put tea leafs on his hemorrhoids to get rid of them. He asks doctor to take a look doctor says can’t get rid of your hemorrhoids but your going on a long journey.

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My wife
at 20:29 12 May 2020

My wife’s is a ungrateful sod last year for her birthday I booked us a nice quiet table for two .how did I know she didn’t like snooker

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Joke for the day
at 09:04 12 May 2020

Quasimodo goes into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey barman goes to optic with glass and says bells alright Quasimodo says mind your own business.

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No subject
at 08:40 12 May 2020

Good morning every body hope we are all well . Bit of a rocky start on my first day yesterday I won’t be doing a Alan and anthea. I’ll stick it out. I hope to get to know you all a little better over the next few weeks.

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New here
at 19:31 11 May 2020

Hello everybody hope your all well and safe. I’m new to the site so I thought I would just start with a short intro. Town fan 45 years I live just out side Richmond in North Yorkshire. Try to get too Portman road 5to6 times a year. I like a joke and horse racing any tips would be appreciated. O bye the way favourite cheese smoked Wensleydale I live about 20 minutes away from there creamery in hawes.

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