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Other football rumours this evening
at 00:32 9 Jul 2025

Apparently Cajuste's agent has been trying to clear things up a bit...

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Can anyone honestly see us staying up now?
at 18:55 22 Feb 2025

My take is we won't stay up this season, but we'll give it a much better shot in the 2026/27 season, when the player recruitment will be more targeted in terms of bigger individual fees for fewer players - but players who can really make a difference (including more recruitment from abroad).

Next season, assuming it's in the Championship, will be great for developing some of the newer players who aren't quite ready for the Premier League yet. And I reckon we'll be top two all the way.

The biggest regret we'll have is conceding a late consolation goal in a 5-1 whupping of the Canaries at Carrow Road.
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Transfer news is very quiet for the last week of January
at 11:14 28 Jan 2025

I saw Le Pen in the stationery section of WH Smiths on Westgate Street.

I was thinking of getting an autograph but then I decided that's really not my stylo.
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What will the score be Saturday?
at 20:31 21 Jan 2025

Maybe that depends on whether we're pegged back, or if we come from behind.
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Niche Ipswich heroes
at 14:22 18 Oct 2024

Has anyone mentioned that heroic fan (who posts on here and announced his endeavours on this forum, to deserved cheers of adulation) who got an "assisted assist" by throwing the ball to a player who I can't remember against a club that I also can't remember, back in the mournful days of "League Three"?

A throw from which Ipswich immediately scored!

Come on out and take another bow, you legend!
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The Utd 9-0 match...
at 17:18 20 Sep 2024

Ipswich beat Man Utd 3-2 in the reverse fixture at Portman Road earlier that same season. It'd be interesting to compare the Town lineups between the two matches. Everyone was a few weeks younger anyway, for whatever difference that makes!

Roy Keane scored the winner for Town, arguably his most significant contribution to the club!
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Ioannidis starts up front for...
at 21:03 10 Sep 2024

A Fotis Finish for sure!

I didn't enjoy the way Kelleher kind of jumped unconvincingly, diagonally, with his arms by his side.

Kind of reminded me how the outfield players used to jump aimlessly in Emlyn Hughes International Soccer on the Commodore 64!
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Ioannidis starts up front for...
at 20:32 10 Sep 2024

Nice touch and a great finish. A shame he was a smidgeon offside!
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Town players with girls names (mens team only)
at 23:04 16 Jul 2024

Ed She-Ra
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Re: Colin Healy's wife Kelly
at 21:34 7 Apr 2024

It's horrible news for sure. She was a young woman who was seemingly very well loved in her job as a nurse in Cork University Hospital. My next door neighbour Alice also works there, I'll ask her if she knew Kelly, next time I see her.

There wasn't any notion of you taking the mick out of him in the OP (I liked what you wrote, and the mystery-quote is as tantalising as it is true!), and even if there had been, it'd just be harmless footy banter stuff anyway.

I had high hopes for Colin when he made his debut for Ireland - for some reason I have it stuck in my head that he scored on his debut and got Man of the Match in that game (he played 13 times for the senior Ireland team and scored once, against Finland on 21st August 2002).

He's originally a Ballincollig lad I'm pretty sure, so only a ten minute cycle from my home town in Bishopstown.

I was delighted when he joined Ipswich, since I always remembered his good showings for Ireland, and I was thinking he might do well for the Town. I could be confusing some old stories, but I think he suffered a pretty bad leg injury which put his career on hold for quite some time, not long after making his debut for Ireland.

In any case, thank you for your reply and it is good of you to send your thoughts to all impacted by Kelly's untimely passing.
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Re: Colin Healy's wife Kelly
at 20:47 7 Apr 2024

Hi guys,

It's probably not the ideal place to post this, and I don't know if the news reached the TWTD forum over the past couple of days, but Colin's wife Kelly sadly died last Thursday.

Colin and Kelly (RIP) are the parents of Arran, who is currently a player at Cork City FC, where Colin was manager until last season.

Keep Colin in your thoughts, and take care of yourselves.

Phil

https://rip.ie/death-notice/kelly-healy-cork-rylane-552313
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Our joint record we don't want
at 11:10 18 May 2023

Yes, and not only would I send the keeper up, I'd substitute him first for the spare goalie. Just as an extra psych-bonus. Someone would HAVE to mark him then, leaving an outfield player free.

Or...last minute you say...so maybe substitute him for an unused defender who's handy in the air.
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Our joint record we don't want
at 11:03 18 May 2023

Why don't we just get promoted to the top flight and do the job ourselves?

All this sitting around hoping someone else fixes our problems for us!

Let's get promoted again! Let's crack some heads! Let's score ten! Let's keep a clean sheet!

The only question should be, who should be on the receiving end of our incandescent wrath? Little yellow birds, perhaps? Because there's a deeper moral question in there too, if that's to be the case!
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PLEASE DO NOT GO ON THE PITCH TOMORROW
at 21:09 28 Apr 2023

What if everyone ran onto the pitch pushing along a "Spear & Jackson 40cm Hand Push Cylinder Lawnmower" (currently on special offer in Argos)?

It could be seen as contributing to ground maintenance in an environmentally friendly manner, and would save the club a few quid in grass-mowing fees in the early weeks of the summer.

Would that help placate the situation for you at all?
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2-2 - leave it there please (n/t)
at 21:58 21 Mar 2023

I think you're right there (especially post-edit!).

Look at it this way - if we knew Town would beat Barnsley next time they play, who would we rather win tonight?

It makes sense to let Barnsley have the win tonight in that case. And for Town to kick Barnsley butt when the day comes.

Edit: Liam Kitching also agrees! (FT 4-2 to Barnsley...anyone else remember a 4-2 involving Barnsley?!)
[Post edited 21 Mar 2023 21:59]
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2-2 - leave it there please (n/t)
at 21:44 21 Mar 2023

Tsk tsk the Tykes have scored again...3-2 Barnsley

A draw looked quite nice on the live table. Come on Sheff Tuesday!!
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Matt Healy..
at 21:34 5 Mar 2023

45 seconds - Matt Healy's right-footed goal from a well worked corner, 40 yards out if you believe the delirious commentator, for 1-0

2 minutes - Matt Healy with a nice free kick into the box...some cube-headed lad nods it over the bar.

3 minutes 25 secs - Matt Healy with the corner into a phone-box full of players and eventually a Cork shirt boots it into the net, for 2-0

5 minutes 50 secs - Matt Healy with the interception, plays a quick one-two, legs it down to the byline then swings a delicious pass in..."does he have a left leg?...of course he does!..." for an assist to make it 4-0

ps: I don't want to hear any mockery of the Cork accent. We sing when we speak. In some silly octave. But we make a mean pig-bladder and cow-belly stew. So mean I could never eat it [turns greener than the grass, then heaves].

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Matt Healy renews loan with Cork City.
at 15:02 6 Jan 2023

The premier division in Ireland kicks off on the 17th February for Cork City FC, first game will be at home to the mighty Bohemians, so he won't have much thumb twiddling time on his hands!
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How confident are you of promotion now? Predicted final position...
at 12:36 5 Jan 2023

I foresee a re-run of the 1999 to 2000 season.

We'll finish third, eliminate Bolton in the semi final of the playoffs over two games that'll have almost as many red cards as goals, steamroller our way past Barnsley at Wembley ("Chaplin...Championship!"), then surpass all expectations (except our own) next season as we swashbuckle our way to fifth place in the Championship.

What happens in the 2023-24 playoffs is a question for next season's crystal ball.
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The Team
at 15:08 2 Jan 2023

Instead of Reading us the Lincoln team, he Linked On to us the Reading team.

It's easily done, sure I've been doing it myself ever since I got those four candles I didn't want to buy.
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