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Town Confirm Pigott Signing
at 22:59:06

I've been following AFC Wimbledon for several years now - sorry to see him leave The Real Dons, especially given his contribution to yet another late-season great-escape act from the London club, but if he's given the right sort of service, Joe Pigott will certainly prove to be an absolutely smashing signing.

A very intelligent footballer, decent from set pieces and a hard worker to boot. Excellent news!
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Bishop: I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Scored a Header in Training
at 13:43:29

"Teddy Bishop couldn’t recall even scoring a header in training" - in fairness to the lad he's entitled to a bit of amnesia after lashing that one in with his noggin yesterday.

Well done lad!!
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McKendry on Trial at Bohemians Prague
at 21:46:45

Not necessarily a step down. Prague is a lovely city and the girls there are astounding.
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Blues Among Clubs Linked With Barry Town Full-Back
at 15:09:10

Well this is all very confusing.

His club's name sounds like it should be his own name and his own name sounds like it might get read out during the classifieds at 4.45 on a Saturday afternoon.

And he joined Barry in 2007 (aged 10 going on 11 if he's 22 now) and switched from midfield to right-back. That's fair enough for one day but on other days wouldn't he have to play between the jumpers as a sticky-keeper and other days when he was the one with the longest pants he'd have to be the lad who fetches the ball when it gets kicked into the nettles?

Apart from that yeah a right back would be great!
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Hurst's Pre-Swansea Press Conference Live on TWTV at 11.30am on Thursday
at 21:13:11

"23rd-placed Blues"...it'll be "22nd-placed Blues" if Cloughie's Old Boys can win by two tonight.

Come On Ye Trees!
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Walters Ruled Out of Ireland Friendly
at 22:35:43

Maybe he hurt his knee giving Keane a good kick up the hole!
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Sheffield Wednesday 2-1 Ipswich Town - Highlights
at 12:08:23

The highlights from Wednesday's official channel are a good bit longer, including Harrison's hesitation when in a decent position near the end of the game.

I watched the sending off in slo-mo a few times - I really don't think that was even a foul, let alone a red.

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Town Target Tilt Not on Rangers' List
at 16:50:38

Not sure at all about this one, guys - how have we done so far with Rangers' rejects?!
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Blades Keeper Long Linked With Town and Hull City
at 17:03:10

Long linked? Then how come I've only just heard of it?
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Hurst: We May Have to Be Patient on Signings
at 18:35:46

Six hours into his new job and he realises we're basically broke :-) Yikes!!

Looks like we're doomed so, I mean what's this guy ever done with a small-ish club and a tiny budget?!

I've given it a good shake, and my only slightly-cloudy crystal ball is predicting a repeat of the double-whammy of the 1960-61/1961-62 seasons! Only this time, WITH wingers!! ;-)
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Butcher New Philippines Coach
at 10:52:25

We'll regret not hiring him as boss when the Philippines win World Cup 2022 on a sun-splitting December day in 2021!

Best of luck Terry!
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Town Confirm Hurst Appointment
at 11:54:53

Looking over his career statistics, he's done rather well but seems to be a bit of a nearly-man.

On that basis I look forward to seeing Ipswich Town FC finishing as runners up in the Premier League in a couple of short years from now, second only on goal-difference to Manchester City having played them at the Etihad Stadium on the last day, beating them 4-0 but having needed a 5-0 win to have secured top spot.

Best of luck to Paul & Chris, and all those who play for them!
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Ipswich Town Ladies 4-2 Denham United Ladies - Match Highlights
at 09:47:58

The penalty awarded around the 7 minute 20 second mark is outrageous! Although as a reflection of football in general it is interesting to see it isn't just the blokes who fall down "like girls".
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Cotter On Way to Town to Complete Move
at 11:37:16

Hypnotise the lad, give him a mirror, and then stick him up front!
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Arsenal Linked With Nydam Move
at 10:44:47

£100,000,000 and he's yours, Arsene. With 20% sell on clause when he moves to Barcelona. Cheers!
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Carabao Cup Tie With Palace at Selhurst Park
at 00:35:39

Update: Late unconfirmed reports are suggesting that the tie will be played simultaneously both home and away. Whoever wins on aggregate qualifies.

If it's a draw then there will be a trolley-race between the tea-ladies of the opposing teams across their own home grounds, winner takes it all (order your tea early as there mightn't be much left in the pot after the 90-yard dash).

If the two sides still can't be separated then the team with the least number of letters in their name goes through two rounds automatically and the longer-named team becomes a yellow ball in the shape of the inside of a kinder-egg in the draw for the next round. The significance of the yellow ball-egg will be clarified a couple of hours after the draw for the next round is made.

I think that's right now unless we hear otherwise.
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Dozzell Out for Nine Months With Torn Cruciate
at 22:56:14

What rotten luck!

Keep your chin up Andre, it's not the end of the world at all, and hopefully we'll see you scoring the winning goal in the playoff final in May 2018!
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McCarthy: Run of Refereeing Woe Will Turn Around
at 09:23:22

Agree with those saying there was nothing controversial about the penalty that Knudsen conceded. It was stupid and reckless play by him, and he should be fined and dropped for costing us a point, however deserved or undeserved that point would have been. The ref made it very clear he wasn't taking any bull. So keep your hands off the attacker, "Knuddy", and play within the rules!
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McCarthy: Written Off Best Has Something to Prove
at 14:01:24

He looks like the love-child of Lionel Richie and Aaron Neville! Do a Grant Ward tonight and we'll adore you! Best of luck, Best!
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Best Looking Forward to Renewing Partnership With McGoldrick
at 08:42:26

Best of luck, Mr Best, although you might be waiting another twenty years before our David is finally off the stretcher!
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