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Salted caramel 13:02 - Apr 27 with 13755 viewsJ2BLUE

Name me a more pointless flavour.

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Salted caramel on 14:46 - Jun 7 with 1924 viewsBluebell

Salted caramel on 14:29 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Just out of shot, is wkj bent over...


Sorry but I am picturing that now and it’s not a pretty sight!

I am also imagining wkj looks like Paul Hollywood.
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Salted caramel on 14:47 - Jun 7 with 1923 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 14:40 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Anyhow, here in America many flavours disgust me.

Peanut Butter on everything.
Overly sweet bread
Chocolate. Especially Hershey's with it's 'sick' aftertaste.


If I was born in America I would be 800 pounds by now.

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Salted caramel on 14:47 - Jun 7 with 1923 viewswkj

Salted caramel on 14:46 - Jun 7 by Bluebell

Sorry but I am picturing that now and it’s not a pretty sight!

I am also imagining wkj looks like Paul Hollywood.


Apparently in my late 20s I had a sort of resemblance to Ewan McGreggor I was told- now I am more like Noel Edmunds (without the B.O.)

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Salted caramel on 14:48 - Jun 7 with 1916 viewsSouperJim

Sphere flavour

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Salted caramel on 14:49 - Jun 7 with 1914 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 14:47 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

If I was born in America I would be 800 pounds by now.


A weight bigger than your bank balance is never a good position to be in.

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Salted caramel on 14:52 - Jun 7 with 1906 viewswkj

Salted caramel on 14:44 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

I do too. But they spread it around like it's salad cream. Wrong 'uns.

And another thing. How they live without the concept of 'Orange Squash' I'll never know. The country that built the A-Bomb never worked out how to make water more palatable?


Oh lord that reminds me, I came back home one holiday with a couple of my american friends and one morning they poured orange squash in a glass thinking it was orange juice, A responsible friend would have told them they were making a grave error- needless to say, I opted to covertly film their reaction to drinking it on my phone.

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Salted caramel on 14:54 - Jun 7 with 1898 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 14:52 - Jun 7 by wkj

Oh lord that reminds me, I came back home one holiday with a couple of my american friends and one morning they poured orange squash in a glass thinking it was orange juice, A responsible friend would have told them they were making a grave error- needless to say, I opted to covertly film their reaction to drinking it on my phone.


That unique American quality of idiocy combined with bravery surely made it impossible for there to be any other outcome than for them to sit and drink the whole thing?

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Salted caramel on 14:59 - Jun 7 with 1888 viewswkj

Salted caramel on 14:54 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

That unique American quality of idiocy combined with bravery surely made it impossible for there to be any other outcome than for them to sit and drink the whole thing?


Again; if only that were a lie

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Salted caramel on 15:00 - Jun 7 with 1884 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 14:49 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

A weight bigger than your bank balance is never a good position to be in.


Double edged sword. I'd spend all my money on the latest junk foods to be unleashed.

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Salted caramel on 15:00 - Jun 7 with 1882 viewsimsureazzure

Sweet Chilli, chilli for kids.
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Salted caramel on 15:01 - Jun 7 with 1881 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 15:00 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

Double edged sword. I'd spend all my money on the latest junk foods to be unleashed.


You may have a harder time gambling here too. Unless you want to take a trip to Bayonne to see Uncle Tony and Uncle Sal...

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Salted caramel on 15:02 - Jun 7 with 1873 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 15:01 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

You may have a harder time gambling here too. Unless you want to take a trip to Bayonne to see Uncle Tony and Uncle Sal...


Good point. *closes Right Move*

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Salted caramel on 15:04 - Jun 7 with 1869 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 15:02 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

Good point. *closes Right Move*


If you ever want me to adopt you just give me a shout. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. That's probably your easiest path here.

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Salted caramel on 15:05 - Jun 7 with 1862 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 15:04 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

If you ever want me to adopt you just give me a shout. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. That's probably your easiest path here.


Think i'd rather move to Spain to be honest.

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Salted caramel on 15:06 - Jun 7 with 1860 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 15:05 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

Think i'd rather move to Spain to be honest.


Me too. Maybe my next wife can be Spanish.

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Salted caramel on 15:07 - Jun 7 with 1854 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 15:06 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Me too. Maybe my next wife can be Spanish.


Good idea. Mine will probably be Thai. If I manage to save enough.

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Salted caramel on 15:11 - Jun 7 with 1843 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 15:07 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

Good idea. Mine will probably be Thai. If I manage to save enough.


Even they have standards. Why do you think they marry old, rich, ugly guys? The rich part is important. They don't marry old, poor, ugly guys.

No my son, such exotic delights aren't for you. You're destined to end up with a local character, someone who goes by the nickname of Large Marge the Party Barge, or similar.

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Salted caramel on 15:14 - Jun 7 with 1835 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 15:11 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Even they have standards. Why do you think they marry old, rich, ugly guys? The rich part is important. They don't marry old, poor, ugly guys.

No my son, such exotic delights aren't for you. You're destined to end up with a local character, someone who goes by the nickname of Large Marge the Party Barge, or similar.


Well that's depressing.

Less of the old please. And ugly? I look like Cesc Fabregas. Poor? My loaf of Tesco Finest bread suggests otherwise

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Salted caramel on 15:15 - Jun 7 with 1833 viewsjeera

Salted caramel on 15:11 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Even they have standards. Why do you think they marry old, rich, ugly guys? The rich part is important. They don't marry old, poor, ugly guys.

No my son, such exotic delights aren't for you. You're destined to end up with a local character, someone who goes by the nickname of Large Marge the Party Barge, or similar.


You're a bad person.

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Salted caramel on 15:15 - Jun 7 with 1830 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 15:14 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

Well that's depressing.

Less of the old please. And ugly? I look like Cesc Fabregas. Poor? My loaf of Tesco Finest bread suggests otherwise


You keep telling yourself that, Mr Party-Barge.

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Salted caramel on 15:20 - Jun 7 with 1823 viewsJ2BLUE

Salted caramel on 15:15 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

You keep telling yourself that, Mr Party-Barge.


Right, i'm off to drown myself in a bucket.

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Salted caramel on 15:26 - Jun 7 with 1816 viewsSpruceMoose

Salted caramel on 15:20 - Jun 7 by J2BLUE

Right, i'm off to drown myself in a bucket.


Might want to make it a water butt. Check on Benters while you're out in Bentley.

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Salted caramel on 13:54 - Apr 27 by HarryWright

Had a dutch chocolate protein shake once, it was one of the worst things I've ever tasted.


That’s got to be some sort of sick euphemism surely?
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Salted caramel on 19:42 - Jun 7 with 1744 viewsOxford_Blue

Love it.
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