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Wife left me :/ (n/t) 11:13 - May 17 with 5245 viewsGaryHaddock1967

What should I do now?
[Post edited 17 May 2022 11:13]

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:04 - May 17 with 1105 viewsBiGDonnie

She left you because you're an ugly melt, def info.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:14 - May 17 with 1065 viewsJ2BLUE

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:04 - May 17 by BiGDonnie

She left you because you're an ugly melt, def info.


Mrs S packing as we speak?

Truly impaired.
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:20 - May 17 with 1048 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Ruddy unfortunate Gary.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:20 - May 17 with 1048 viewsGaryHaddock1967

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 11:55 - May 17 by J2BLUE

Her sister?


You want me to do a pile of ashes?

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 with 1047 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Get on a plane to Amsterdam…
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 with 1045 viewsGavTWTD

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 11:30 - May 17 by GeoffSentence

Or, do comedy things on obscure internet forums. That's fun.


Obscure?

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:23 - May 17 with 1026 viewsGavTWTD

Carp Diem, Gary

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:29 - May 17 with 986 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:23 - May 17 by GavTWTD

Carp Diem, Gary


Be kind, Ide imagine he's feeling a bit Ruffe at the moment.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:32 - May 17 with 978 viewsBiGDonnie

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:14 - May 17 by J2BLUE

Mrs S packing as we speak?


Yeah, my lunch box, hahahaaaa!

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:32 - May 17 with 965 viewsblueasfook

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Get on a plane to Amsterdam…


Yes, getting stoned and catching an STD from a hooker is exactly the way to get over your ex missus.

Hunk trapped in a slob's body.
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:35 - May 17 with 969 viewsjeera

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Get on a plane to Amsterdam…


Or anywhere.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:37 - May 17 with 949 viewsblueasfook

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:35 - May 17 by jeera

Or anywhere.


Not quite anywhere. I wouldnt recommend Afghanistan for instance.

Hunk trapped in a slob's body.
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:37 - May 17 with 956 viewsKeno

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:35 - May 17 by jeera

Or anywhere.


Liverpool or Rome?

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:38 - May 17 with 951 viewsSTYG

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:32 - May 17 by BiGDonnie

Yeah, my lunch box, hahahaaaa!


I heard she was moaning to Gary earlier that your lunchbox left a lot to be desired.

Is there a problem with the catch or does it just have some areas where you can't get the crumbs out?
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:40 - May 17 with 938 viewsKeno

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:38 - May 17 by STYG

I heard she was moaning to Gary earlier that your lunchbox left a lot to be desired.

Is there a problem with the catch or does it just have some areas where you can't get the crumbs out?


She told me it just wasn't big enough

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:43 - May 17 with 917 viewsblueasfook

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 by GavTWTD

Obscure?


Quite. How dare he disrespect the Google of football forums.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:51 - May 17 with 892 viewswkj

Move to Scotland and start a small-time Twitter account with up to the minute commentary on the UK Political machine. Failing that, have a panini and put on some r'n'b

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:00 - May 17 with 867 viewseastangliaisblue

Get yourself on Plenty of Fish Gary. I'm sure you'll be quite the catch.
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:07 - May 17 with 827 viewsEnigma_Blue

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:00 - May 17 by eastangliaisblue

Get yourself on Plenty of Fish Gary. I'm sure you'll be quite the catch.


So long as he doesn't become a catfish.
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:12 - May 17 with 822 viewsSTYG

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:00 - May 17 by eastangliaisblue

Get yourself on Plenty of Fish Gary. I'm sure you'll be quite the catch.


Or with a name like Haddock, why not take up fishing. It can be tricky to get into and takes time and patience, but with your wife having left you, you'll no doubt be able to find the time to master bait.

Too much?
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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:13 - May 17 with 817 viewsBiGDonnie

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:40 - May 17 by Keno

She told me it just wasn't big enough


She has massive hands.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:19 - May 17 with 807 viewsKeno

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:13 - May 17 by BiGDonnie

She has massive hands.


and an adams apple

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:20 - May 17 with 802 viewswkj

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 14:13 - May 17 by BiGDonnie

She has massive hands.


Might want to have a word with Ryorry... I would imagine massive hands are a boon in the healing game.

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 15:06 - May 17 with 747 viewsWeWereZombies

To pass the time you can find old Blue Peter videos on YouTube - you can make something using stickleback plastic...

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Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 15:06 - May 17 with 747 viewsGeoffSentence

Wife left me :/ (n/t) on 13:21 - May 17 by GavTWTD

Obscure?


Present company excepted.

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