| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? 09:19 - Jun 3 with 1704 views | Keno |
I think there's some fun to be had
and by adding posts Phil will be glad
on the theme of the Towm
or the scum going down
keep them clem or Gav will go mad
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| Limerick Related Town Related Limerick on 09:47 - Jun 3 with 1292 views | Guthrum |
There once was a Barry named Cotter
Looked more like Neymar than he oughta
Scored a penalty shot
But that was his lot
And last summer he was a departer |  |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:00 - Jun 3 with 1283 views | ElephantintheRoom |
There once was a club called Ipswich Town
Who for decades have been tumbling down
Now Ipswich in name only
And not what they used to be
Will Ashton’s fake smile soon be a frown? |  |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:01 - Jun 3 with 1281 views | marchy |
There was an old manager called Cook
Who took over and had a quick look
He bought a new side
Said he'd fix us but lied
So Ashton said "off you must fook". | | | |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:02 - Jun 3 with 1275 views | BlueBadger |
There was was a manager named Paul
who thought he was nobody's fool
he came into Town
then took us down
and turned out to be a massive tool
You can add in the words ''nearly' or 'kept' to make it relevant to your particular Paul. [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 19:28]
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:05 - Jun 3 with 1249 views | BlueBadger |
There was a young journo called Phil
who had column inches to fill
posted an article about Mick
which made some people sick
and gave others quite a thrill [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 12:14]
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:05 - Jun 3 with 1249 views | You_Bloo_Right |
There once was a Ranger named Ball
Who was just under 2 metres tall.
He signed for the Town,
Made the midfield his own
And every game gave it his all. |  |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:09 - Jun 3 with 1230 views | Keno |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:05 - Jun 3 by You_Bloo_Right |
There once was a Ranger named Ball
Who was just under 2 metres tall.
He signed for the Town,
Made the midfield his own
And every game gave it his all. |
Our rivals they really aren't great
of that there can be no debate
always dressed like a clown
they keep going down
no wins, just they participate | |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:11 - Jun 3 with 1230 views | wkj |
There is a club that I love,
Gifted from the gods above,
They play poor in the Cup,
And I'm messing this up,
F*@&, S*^%, Damn and Balls, end of. [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 10:12]
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:14 - Jun 3 with 1211 views | marchy |
They gave the UEFA Cup a quick "hello"
Brought Delia out for a bellow
There's no club as sh*tty
As old Norwich City
And no-one should ever play in yellow. | | | |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:17 - Jun 3 with 1198 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
A striker called Whymark from Diss,
Popped down to the mere for a piss,
He’d got hammered in The Sun,
On Adnams and rum,
With Hunter, Beattie and Mich. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:18 - Jun 3 with 1197 views | wkj |
There once was a striker called Stewart,
He really knew how you should do it,
He would beat his man,
Then go and do it again,
Before making their goalie look s*it. | |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:20 - Jun 3 with 1196 views | marchy |
After Mick left we started to hunt
For a manager who'd lead from the front
We took on Paul Hurst
But he was by far the worst
And not only that, what a wally. | | | |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:25 - Jun 3 with 1172 views | wkj |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:00 - Jun 3 by ElephantintheRoom |
There once was a club called Ipswich Town
Who for decades have been tumbling down
Now Ipswich in name only
And not what they used to be
Will Ashton’s fake smile soon be a frown? |
There is this bloke on the forum,
Who lacks any sense of decorum,
He'll only piss and moan,
Bleet on and then drone,
He might as well support the scum. | |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:28 - Jun 3 with 1160 views | Rozz |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:00 - Jun 3 by ElephantintheRoom |
There once was a club called Ipswich Town
Who for decades have been tumbling down
Now Ipswich in name only
And not what they used to be
Will Ashton’s fake smile soon be a frown? |
There was an elephant in the room,
who could fathom nothing but doom,
he warned all the others
but nobody's bothered,
because it's a silly way to live. |  | | |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:29 - Jun 3 with 1158 views | marchy |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:25 - Jun 3 by wkj |
There is this bloke on the forum,
Who lacks any sense of decorum,
He'll only piss and moan,
Bleet on and then drone,
He might as well support the scum. |
When budgies come onto the forum
It's probably best to ignore 'em
Let them have a quick rage
They'll soon close down the page
And go back to shagging their poor mum. | | | |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:34 - Jun 3 with 1130 views | Keno |
Tho he plays with such flair and style
Our Sam's as hard as an iron file
in the box he now go
and goals will now flow
as fast as the tide in the Nile | |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:34 - Jun 3 with 1136 views | wkj |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:29 - Jun 3 by marchy |
When budgies come onto the forum
It's probably best to ignore 'em
Let them have a quick rage
They'll soon close down the page
And go back to shagging their poor mum. |
I have to admit that you're right,
But it really will ruin your night,
Page after page,
It Makes me rage,
Marchy, Do you fancy a fight? | |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:36 - Jun 3 with 1126 views | marchy |
There was a right-back called Janoi
Lambert somehow he did annoy
McK got him firing
And now he's inspiring
Big cheers when his name's on the tannoy. | | | |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:37 - Jun 3 with 1123 views | marchy |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:34 - Jun 3 by wkj |
I have to admit that you're right,
But it really will ruin your night,
Page after page,
It Makes me rage,
Marchy, Do you fancy a fight? |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 11:20 - Jun 3 with 1059 views | wkj |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 10:41 - Jun 3 by BanksterDebtSlave |
There once was a football forum
inhabited by a selection of morons.
From center, left and right
they all liked to fight
With Phil induced moments of decorum.
Edit....can't believe that wkj already used decorum  [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 10:42]
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I are a savant - BELIEVE [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 11:20]
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 11:34 - Jun 3 with 1030 views | hoppy |
There once was a player called Tabb
Who really was rather fab
He saw hoppy on a train
And his face looked in pain
As he wished he had just got a cab
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 13:47 - Jun 3 with 936 views | Keno |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 11:34 - Jun 3 by hoppy |
There once was a player called Tabb
Who really was rather fab
He saw hoppy on a train
And his face looked in pain
As he wished he had just got a cab
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There once was a poster called Cheds
Who created incredible threads
But off he did sail
With Kate Beckingsale
And we got left with Hoppy instead | |
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 16:09 - Jun 3 with 868 views | marchy |
Paul Taylor was incredibly poor
Only once was he able to score
He loved a Subway lunch
And only packed a punch
If you worked on a nightclub door. [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 16:12]
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| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 16:26 - Jun 3 with 842 views | Keno |
| Town Related Limerick Day anyone? on 16:09 - Jun 3 by marchy |
Paul Taylor was incredibly poor
Only once was he able to score
He loved a Subway lunch
And only packed a punch
If you worked on a nightclub door. [Post edited 3 Jun 2022 16:12]
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Fan favourite is Mr Wolfie
As cool and as calm as can be
Tho shunned by the Pauls
He has shown some balls
To comeback as Mr ITFC | |
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