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by wadey at 00:38 19 May 2013
It would be nice to sign him but I wouldn't make him priority. Elliott Hewitt maybe young but if we can't get stearman, he will do a good job. If he gets injured, chambers can play right back and I'm sure we will sign a CB as cover. I'd rather spend more on a striker, wingers and another CM
|If I was Asa Jennings|
by Warkystache at 23:54 18 May 2013
I'd think seriously about writing the UK Eurovision entry for next year.
Get Kevin Beattie and Fabian to sing it, with Warky on the comb with a bit of paper over it, and Roger Osborne wearing a funny hat and dancing like he did on the Wembley pitch in '78.
Long chorus of "oooooohoooohohohoh" and some fat bloke yodelling.
|The Eurovision entry for UK 2014 by Richard Littlejohn|
by Warkystache at 23:42 18 May 2013
The song's called "Oh Europe"
"I hate Europe, yes it's true
They hate me, and they hate you
It all couldn't be much sh*tter
Anyone'd think we all loved Hitler
Take the Swedish, culturally deaf
Gave us Abba and a Muppet Chef
Volvos, saunas, porn, Ikea
Fish on toast and rubbish beer
Then there's Finland, very poor
Sided with the Nazis in the Second World War
As did Lithuania dear
Funny how they're now all over here
Belgium and the Dutch, cream cakes and whores
Hid behind our skirts in both World Wars
Italy and Austria, the scenery's Smashing
Shame they had to spoil it by supporting Fascism
Romania, Armenia, Latvia, Moldova
Give them the green light and they'll be over
Belarus and Azerbaijan
Might just as well call themselves bloody Russian
Why no Portugal? They've got a bit of sense
Even though their economy is worth little more than pence
Greece and Cyprus, they're just as brassic
Their future's the pits, though their past is classic
Oh Europe, continent of many fronts
Populated by self-serving c*nts
Hoping for a handout, a bailout, a clause
Let's all shoot the bastads like we did in all our wars
by gtsb1966 at 23:24 18 May 2013
Watching Eurovision. Turn over and watch prizefighter you big girls blouses!!