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"Mick, it's Marcus here. You suggested I should call you if I wanted any advice, well I have picked my man and he is here with pen in hand waiting to sign"
MM "Who the feck is it?"
ME "It's Jack Ross"
MM "Jack Ross is an imbecile, leave him hanging on for a couple of weeks and then go back to him if you can't find anyone less exciting"
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.