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Joke 14:02 - Jan 14 with 551 viewsMoriarty

3 Nuns died instantly following a car crash. They met St. Peter outside the Pearly Gates.
"Names" he said.
They gave their names.
"OK", said St. Peter. "This should be a formality for the two passengers but I'm not so sure about the driver. Doing 120kmph in an 80kmph zone wasn't very saintly. I have to take account of the fact that you caused the crash that sent you all here".
So he asks the first nun : -
"What was name of the man who God created first according to Genesis"
"That's easy" she said. "Adam".
The trumpets blew, the gates opened and in she went.
To the second nun he asked -
"What was the name of woman who God created first according to Genesis".
"That's easy" she said. "Eve".
The trumpets blew, the gates opened and in she went.
To the third, he said : -
"Hmm. I'm not so sure about you. What was the first thing Eve said to Adam".
"Oh Christ that's a hard one. Can you make it easy for me?"
The trumpets blew, the gates opened and in she went.
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Joke on 14:11 - Jan 14 with 474 viewsKeno

that reminds me of a very old, probably not very PC Dave Allen joke about Sister Matilda
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Joke on 14:33 - Jan 14 with 389 viewstazdac

God was chatting with Adam & Eve when he created them, and Eve said to God, who’s the old fella sitting on that rock with the guitar?
That’s Keith Richards he replied, he was here when I got here! :o)
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Joke on 14:36 - Jan 14 with 362 viewsHARRY10

Moses was the first man to own a motorbike....



....his Triumph could be heard throughout the land
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Joke on 14:40 - Jan 14 with 343 viewsKeno

Joke on 14:36 - Jan 14 by HARRY10

Moses was the first man to own a motorbike....



....his Triumph could be heard throughout the land


St Peter was the first cricketer mentioned in the Bible.

It says "He stood up and was bowled"

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