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How to annoy Trump 11:10 - Feb 19 with 670 viewsChurchman

Dear Donald,

Since Russia and the US have ripped up their guarantees for Ukraine’s sovereignty, Britain is ripping up the treaty of 1783 that formerly recognised the 13 colonies as the United State's of America. You are now a colony again.

As part of this, and in fairness New Mexico, California and Texas will be returned to the motherland of Mexico, the 1843 agreement consigned to the bog roll.

If the US fails to agree to these generous terms, U.K. nuclear submarines will wipe out America’s 13 largest cities and some tasteless dump called Mar a Lago.

Is that a deal, Donald or shall we just end the world now?

Yours sincerely

George 3rd (ghost)

PS Sitting Bull and his mob can have the middle bit back.
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How to annoy Trump on 11:16 - Feb 19 with 626 viewsOldsmoker

Point of order Mr Chairman.

From "Wikipedia"

"Peter Minuit was the Director of the New Netherland colony in modern-day New York and New Jersey. He is credited with purchasing Manhattan from local Native Americans for 60 German gold coins called guilders, or $24 in American money."

That was a rip-off real-estate deal and we want our land back.

Native Americans

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How to annoy Trump on 11:19 - Feb 19 with 592 viewsOldsmoker

The Duke of Westminster was once asked by the US Government if he'd sell the freehold of the land on which its London embassy sits in Grosvenor Square. He offered to swap it for his family's land in the US that had been seized post-independence. Essentially, Florida.

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How to annoy Trump on 12:15 - Feb 19 with 460 viewsChurchman

How to annoy Trump on 11:19 - Feb 19 by Oldsmoker

The Duke of Westminster was once asked by the US Government if he'd sell the freehold of the land on which its London embassy sits in Grosvenor Square. He offered to swap it for his family's land in the US that had been seized post-independence. Essentially, Florida.


I think the Americans should now be paying their dues for their stonking defeat in the war of 1812. If they don’t let’s burn Washington down again for old times sake.

We also deserve all the debt money back stolen off us after World War Two as we’ve returned it to colonial status.

Lincoln’s statue can go in the river. Because he was losing the civil war he might have supported slave emancipation, but it’s a matter of fact he did not believe in equal rights for former slaves.

The Americans owe us billions for rent of air bases post WW2. Whether by postal order, luncheon vouchers or gold, I don’t care. Pay up! They also owe us billions for welching on the deal to share tech advances after we’d literal given them the jet engine.
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