US music humour site Amiright no longer publishing submissions, so I'll post here - have a chuckle!
to White Room by Cream 1968
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxhECBbw08&si=kQP8HRC4id6trkf0
In a wet room, plastic curtains, much more spacious
On a door hangs a white gown of terry towelling
Soapy water runs down walls of white, not dark tiles
All white tiles, realising my contentment
I'll bathe in this place, in my shower slippers
Bathe in this place, where there's flannels, soap on them shelves
No room to swing cats, you want some-thing more spacious
Near the toilet, white-out blinds up at thy windows
I walked into a cathedral, much more spacious
As I washed I felt my own wee just beginning
I'll wash down my leg, where the drain's the floor
Ablutions, where there's flannels, soap on them shelves
At the party, kind of warming for the wet room
Celebration! the old bathroom, now forgotten
Sloping floor drains bubbles over white, not dark tiles
After washing, wear my gown of terry towelling
I'll clean in this place & dry on a towel
Dry my fat arms, where there's flannels, soap on them shelves
(31.5.25) Van S A'Parody
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