| Lets try and cheer you all up with a joke 07:40 - Mar 27 with 254 views | Keno |
What will the nice young lady at Wembley say to the young man from montevideo tonight
Uruguay and has Mark Ashton resigned yet |  |
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| Lets try and cheer you all up with a joke on 07:55 - Mar 27 with 191 views | homer_123 |
Is the joke that Ashton and Werhun had a lunch with Farage whilst actively lying about the whole debacle? |  |
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| Lets try and cheer you all up with a joke on 08:00 - Mar 27 with 172 views | WeWereZombies |
Mark Ashton, the Pope and a boy scout are the only passengers on a light aircraft. The boy scout looks out of a window and says 'the engine on that wing is on fire !', Mark Ashton looks out a window on the opposite side and says 'the engine on this wing is on fire too !'
The pilot appears from the cockpit and says 'I'm about to use the ejector seat, the only two parachutes are over there by the luggage and you will have to fight it out for them.' Mark Ashton runs over and grabs a pack, straps it on and jumps out of the plane.
The Pope turns to the boy scout and. placing his hand on his head, says 'I am old and have lived a long and fruitful life, you have yours ahead of you and must use that last parachute.'
The boy scout says 'It's OK, we still have two parachutes left, Mark Ashton just strapped on my backpack.' |  |
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| Just met my Spanish neighbours on 08:06 - Mar 27 with 139 views | onceablue |
| Lets try and cheer you all up with a joke on 08:00 - Mar 27 by WeWereZombies |
Mark Ashton, the Pope and a boy scout are the only passengers on a light aircraft. The boy scout looks out of a window and says 'the engine on that wing is on fire !', Mark Ashton looks out a window on the opposite side and says 'the engine on this wing is on fire too !'
The pilot appears from the cockpit and says 'I'm about to use the ejector seat, the only two parachutes are over there by the luggage and you will have to fight it out for them.' Mark Ashton runs over and grabs a pack, straps it on and jumps out of the plane.
The Pope turns to the boy scout and. placing his hand on his head, says 'I am old and have lived a long and fruitful life, you have yours ahead of you and must use that last parachute.'
The boy scout says 'It's OK, we still have two parachutes left, Mark Ashton just strapped on my backpack.' |
And their 4 year old daughter.
The daughter is bilingual but still apparently doesn’t know the Spanish for please
That’s poorforfour |  | | |
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