| Robot vacuum 20:19 - Jul 18 with 2477 views | wkj |
Now, I know by title alone some will be ready to jump on me for wanting a pointless toy or lazy person gimmick, and I can quite honestly understand that. My reasons are serious and sound however; I usually do my mums cleaning as she is limited with rheumatoid arthritis, but I am due to take a few working trips in the autumn.
Has anyone had any first hand experience with these blighters, or someone reliable that you know who has? I am looking for one that vacuums, though if it mops too that is a bonus- Alexa/Wi-Fi operation is not essential, though self docking is. I realise these things cant probably do the job of a regular hoover though it would help ease my mind that she is able to be comfortable in her environment when I cant be immediately on hand.
With love, With care
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| Robot vacuum on 20:22 - Jul 18 with 1428 views | jeera |
Hire a cleaner* for a couple of hours a week.
*A person. |  |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:23 - Jul 18 with 1423 views | SpruceMoose |
If you have a pet, you better hope to hell the vacuum doesn't run over any of it's shoite. |  |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:24 - Jul 18 with 1422 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:22 - Jul 18 by jeera |
Hire a cleaner* for a couple of hours a week.
*A person. |
That is option B for sure, she's not overly comfortable with strangers sadly. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:24 - Jul 18 with 1420 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:23 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
If you have a pet, you better hope to hell the vacuum doesn't run over any of it's shoite. |
I miss you boo :( | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:25 - Jul 18 with 1417 views | SpruceMoose |
| Robot vacuum on 20:24 - Jul 18 by wkj |
I miss you boo :( |
Sorry sir, I was on my travels. I have returned now though. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:26 - Jul 18 with 1412 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:25 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
Sorry sir, I was on my travels. I have returned now though. |
I will PM you hun... or catch you on the whatsapp group, whichever tickles your branston | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:26 - Jul 18 with 1412 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:24 - Jul 18 by wkj |
That is option B for sure, she's not overly comfortable with strangers sadly. |
Introduce her to them prior to hiring them. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:27 - Jul 18 with 1408 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:26 - Jul 18 by jeera |
Introduce her to them prior to hiring them. |
A very strong possibility | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:28 - Jul 18 with 1400 views | SpruceMoose |
| Robot vacuum on 20:26 - Jul 18 by wkj |
I will PM you hun... or catch you on the whatsapp group, whichever tickles your branston |
I've got a good one about a house for sale that I'll unleash on the old Whatsappery Bantz line. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:28 - Jul 18 with 1398 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:27 - Jul 18 by wkj |
A very strong possibility |
Then she will have someone to have cup of tea with. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:29 - Jul 18 with 1398 views | SpruceMoose |
| Robot vacuum on 20:27 - Jul 18 by wkj |
A very strong possibility |
After all, strangers are just people you haven't had the chance to develop feelings of contempt for yet. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:31 - Jul 18 with 1394 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:29 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
After all, strangers are just people you haven't had the chance to develop feelings of contempt for yet. |
See, I don't want to approach a cleaner on TWTD as I remember what happened last time a young naive cow loving, Chinese eating (because its healthy) lad tried to do some stuff in the garden for bob-a-job week, then some grumpy professional from a little village in essex burst on the scene having a major mental breakdown whilst waging a war against the poor greyhound enthusiast. [Post edited 18 Jul 2018 20:31]
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| Robot vacuum on 20:31 - Jul 18 with 1390 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:29 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
After all, strangers are just people you haven't had the chance to develop feelings of contempt for yet. |
And are less likely to get stuck under a table or in some corner, repeatedly bumping itself in a futile attempt to free itself until it eventually overheats and inevitably burns the home down. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:32 - Jul 18 with 1386 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:31 - Jul 18 by jeera |
And are less likely to get stuck under a table or in some corner, repeatedly bumping itself in a futile attempt to free itself until it eventually overheats and inevitably burns the home down. |
Yes, in both scenarios I would like to avoid the sudden onset of not being alive | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:33 - Jul 18 with 1376 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:32 - Jul 18 by wkj |
Yes, in both scenarios I would like to avoid the sudden onset of not being alive |
Although admittedly the robot cleaner is less likely to try to con her out of her life savings in some confidence scam.
It is a tough one. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:34 - Jul 18 with 1374 views | SpruceMoose |
| Robot vacuum on 20:33 - Jul 18 by jeera |
Although admittedly the robot cleaner is less likely to try to con her out of her life savings in some confidence scam.
It is a tough one. |
Or become your new step-dad. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:36 - Jul 18 with 1369 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:34 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
Or become your new step-dad. |
There is always that too.
Renowned they are. | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:36 - Jul 18 with 1368 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:34 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
Or become your new step-dad. |
Hey Alexa... Vacuum the living room
Alexa: Get up of your lazy arse and do it yourself lad, we're busy [Post edited 18 Jul 2018 20:36]
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| Robot vacuum on 20:41 - Jul 18 with 1354 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:36 - Jul 18 by wkj |
Hey Alexa... Vacuum the living room
Alexa: Get up of your lazy arse and do it yourself lad, we're busy [Post edited 18 Jul 2018 20:36]
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I suppose they come with specialised attachments... | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:43 - Jul 18 with 1337 views | SpruceMoose |
| Robot vacuum on 20:42 - Jul 18 by wkj |
I thought of exactly this scene as well when you said that, my mum does have a crush on Robert Llew.... however you spell it, from when he did that show on the dump |
Did you mean 'when he did the dump on that show'? | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:45 - Jul 18 with 1319 views | wkj |
| Robot vacuum on 20:43 - Jul 18 by SpruceMoose |
Did you mean 'when he did the dump on that show'? |
Yeah, the one where he, Noel Edmunds, and cheggars re-enacted a scene from their favourite bluey; Two guys, one bastard | |
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| Robot vacuum on 20:46 - Jul 18 with 1319 views | jeera |
| Robot vacuum on 20:42 - Jul 18 by wkj |
I thought of exactly this scene as well when you said that, my mum does have a crush on Robert Llew.... however you spell it, from when he did that show on the dump |
The main thing is that you're glad you asked. | |
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