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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. 11:43 - Feb 1 with 504 views

In addition to the covers thread, I thought it might be useful to share any well-known songs with lyrics re-written to help us in our day-to-day lives.

This one has been in my head all morning, based on the old standard, 'As time goes by'.

You must remember this,
when going for a piss,
if you don't want a surprise,
this fundamental truth applies:
Undo your flies.

	⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 12:09 - Feb 1 with 465 views

Keno

In the words of Neil Diamond

Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
When the girl in your life
won't open her thighs

[Post edited 1 Feb 2022 12:16]

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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 12:13 - Feb 1 with 457 views

You_Bloo_Right

Scattered cushions
And the drapes we left behind
Get included in the sale price
Of the house we sold.

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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 12:29 - Feb 1 with 434 views

NthQldITFC

Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 12:13 - Feb 1 by You_Bloo_Right
Scattered cushions And the drapes we left behind Get included in the sale price Of the house we sold.

I can't place this one. Is it windmills of your mind?

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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 13:58 - Feb 1 with 405 views

You_Bloo_Right

Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 12:29 - Feb 1 by NthQldITFC
I can't place this one. Is it windmills of your mind?

The Way We Were. Peak Babs.

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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 14:01 - Feb 1 with 404 views

Keno

Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 13:58 - Feb 1 by You_Bloo_Right
The Way We Were. Peak Babs.

Lest we forget a well know misheard lyric

Mammaries
May be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply to choose to forget

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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 14:03 - Feb 1 with 400 views

You_Bloo_Right

Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 14:01 - Feb 1 by Keno
Lest we forget a well know misheard lyric Mammaries May be beautiful and yet What's too painful to remember We simply to choose to forget

Don't know why
There's no b*ll*x on a fly
Stormy weather ......

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Helpful song re-writes for everyday life. on 14:20 - Feb 1 with 387 views

BlueBoots

Can you peel the spuds tonight?
Cos I can't be arsed
There's the bag, and a brand new spud peeler
I'm hungry, do it fast

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