"I did my Maggie cosplay act and that got me into the last three, Therese. Perhaps if I do what David Cameron did with this little piggy it'll get me past that clever one who keeps making me look silly." "Don't be daft, Lizzie, you haven't got a Johnson to put in its mouth." "It's OK, this one's a boysie-woy, so we can just reverse the charges, no-one will notice." [sotto voce] "Christ, she really is as thick as that which she just stood in." | |