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Captions! 23:08 - Jul 20 with 535 viewsNthQldITFC



"I did my Maggie cosplay act and that got me into the last three, Therese. Perhaps if I do what David Cameron did with this little piggy it'll get me past that clever one who keeps making me look silly."

"Don't be daft, Lizzie, you haven't got a Johnson to put in its mouth."

"It's OK, this one's a boysie-woy, so we can just reverse the charges, no-one will notice."

[sotto voce] "Christ, she really is as thick as that which she just stood in."

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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Captions! on 23:22 - Jul 20 with 481 viewsZXBlue

The answer is "Pork markets"
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