1. Do you support Ipswich Town
a) Yes, they're are the Pride Of Anglia and The Finest Football Team the world has ever seen.
b) Not really, but I have a soft spot for them
c) No.
2. Do you own a cheese knife
a) Absolutely, it's essential given the amount of cheese I eat
b) No, I don't mind cheese but not enough to own a cheese knife
c) Lord no! Cheese is the food of the devil
3. Pablo or Shefki ?
a) Definitely <Pablo/Shefki>
b) Don't mind, both good players in their own right
c) who?
4. Yellow and green together?
a) Ugh no! Colours of vomit, won't even have sweetcorn and peas together
b) They're alright, just colours really, good for Australia.
c) I like them, they remind me of springtime and buttercups.
5. Least favourite first name for a football manager
a) Paul, we must never have another Paul in charge, are there even any left.
b) Don't care as long as they are a good manager
c) Don't have a least favourite name, but I do like Paul.
6. What are the names of the Stands at Portman Road
a) North Stand, West Stand, Cobbold and Churchmans
b) Sir Bobby Robson North Standard sponsored by the KBB Centre, The Magnus Group West Stand, Cobbold Stand, Sir Alf Ramsey South Stand Sponsored by Greene King
c) Errrrr.... don't know
7. What is important to celebrate about the past?
a) Success in major competitions like the league, FA Cup and European competitions
b) Nothing really, it's in the past time to move on
c) Nothing, except getting to the FA Cup Semi finals, participating in Europe for a season and scoring a good goal in Germany
8. How do you feel about Town's success under their current owners ?
a) Brilliant isn't it, long may it last. This is the start of something big.
b) It's nice to see, but they will run out of steam.
c) Hate this franchise team full of mercenaries.
If you answered
Mostly A's
Congratulations you are a fit and proper person to be on TWTD. Well done, you have our respect.
Mostly B's
You are a bit of a part timer, but mostly welcome. Don't be surprised if your opinion is not always taken seriously.
Mostly C's
Nope, this place is not for you. Get out. |  |
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