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Unbelievable
at 13:50 13 Nov 2020

Fox, L.....sometime actor and totem for the privileged white male is brother in law to the wonderful Richard Ayoade


https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/laurence-fox-dropped-by-acting-agent-

And Fox is a complete moron.....deferential racism indeed
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Crikey....wot a pair of losers
at 12:59 12 Nov 2020

These are the pair of advisers at the heart of our government

Don't look living examples of positivity and empathy to me

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/dominic-cummings-must-go-boris-johnson-tol
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Things that I never knew.....no 2398
at 17:14 8 Nov 2020

Beaches for the Normandy Landings 1944

What I did know

The Americans landed at Utah and Omaha

The British and Commonwealth landed at Gold, Sword and Juno. Mainly Canadians at Juno

What I learned today

These beaches were originally named after fish, as in Goldfish, Swordfish and, until the Canadians objected, Jellyfish

The fish suffix was dropped and Jelly changed to Juno

There was also another beach landing planned, Bandfish, but it didn't go ahead

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Top Trumps
at 19:19 14 Oct 2020

Following on from Keno's thread....

Can we rate the First Family of USA....this includes various wives/partners....please show your thinking behind your ratings

For me...

1 Melania. I am a huge admirer of her frozen face inscrutability. What is she really
thinking behind that utterly expressionless face? Is there any brain activity at all? If we
ran an electroencephalogram would there be anything more than a flat line?
A riddle wrapped in an enigma and then given industrial quantities of Botox; it arrives
through a special gate to the rear of the White House in a tanker truck each
Wednesday. She looks stunning in a couture gown.

2 The Donald. He used to be a sweet looking guy, all brash charm and chutzpah. He
should fire his makeup artist/stylist/hairdresser and return to a slightly more "natural"
[as in human] style if he wants the all important top place. Oh...and he needs to stop
being a racist misogynist asshole too; it is never a good look

3 Ivanka. The Ice Maiden. Cool, calm, collected and yet, at the same time, callous and
cruel. Is her husband really the bloke who took over the lead role in 2 and a Half Men
after Charlie Sheen left? Also looks stunning in a couture gown

4 Barron. Crazy name, crazy guy. Founder member of an acapella singing group. Most
kids find their parents a bit embarrassing; I suspect he does too. Rarely seen in a
gown, couture or otherwise

5 Eric. Who knew that someone could have such a harmless and ordinary name and still
be such a bellicose bell-end? Clearly adores his father, an Electra complex that has
gone badly, badly wrong. Looks good in a suit

Your thoughts?
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And for supper tonight I'm having....
at 19:12 30 Sep 2020

Marconi Cheese

Tubular shaped pasta, a killer cheese sauce and ground up radio waves

What you havin'?
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Gun left on plane
at 14:15 19 Sep 2020

Apparently, Dominic Raab's minder left his loaded handgun on the plane they had been travelling on

The late and rather wonderful citizen of Boxford, Tornado Smith, used to carry a loaded handgun with him when he performed the Wall of Death stunt with his pet lioness "Briton" in the sidecar. He said it was in case the lioness went mad and he had to shoot her

Presumably that is why Raab's minder has to carry a loaded gun, in case the Foreign Sec goes Doolally and has to be put down with a bullet to the brain

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Meanwhile, in Finland....
at 18:52 12 Jul 2020

Just talking to a mate of mine who works there

The Government have relaxed the strict 2 metre rule and the Finns are delighted

They can now go back to standing the more comfortable 5 metres apart
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Burn Melania, Burn
at 10:19 9 Jul 2020

Vandals set fire to wooden effigy of Flotus...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jul/09/melania-trump-statue-set-on-fire



It's a surprisingly good likeness

Although the effigy has more expressive and mobile facial features
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Last Train to Clarkesville
at 18:25 10 Jun 2020

Just a rip off of jangly Beatles sound....

Or an anti Vietnam Protest

Clarksville being a Us Army depot that processed numerous Vietnam draftees

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Johnson to take charge
at 09:47 3 Jun 2020

Absolutely unbelievable.....

Somehow I had assumed that the blond idiot already was in charge and our tardy and ineffective response to CV was down to his bumbling incompetence

Turns out that he is only now taking over the reins

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/coronavirus/exclusive-boris-johnson-takes-back-co
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So, how come....
at 17:48 25 May 2020

Our Masters and Overlords seem so uninspiring?

Classic Dom just seemed so limp, so uninspiring, just so f**king ordinary

It's like the people who want to lead us to a Glorious New Future are selling a dream they do not embody

I rather suspect that Dom has only one testicle
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Rose Garden
at 17:25 25 May 2020

So....f**k all roses that I can see

About the same number of apologies
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Espoo
at 18:08 17 May 2020

I am on an online dating site, trying to kickstart my car-crash love life

Along with the more usual lasses from places nearby, Gloucester, Cheltenham, Hereford....the computer selects a couple of more distant potentials.

This particular one is a bit of a Babe, she says she lives in Espoo

Clearly, there is no such place, she is Aving A Larf

Without consulting google maps or similar...do you reckon Espoo exists? If so, where is it?
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Sewage Testing
at 18:05 11 May 2020

So....it seems that sewage will be tested to monitor for any local flare-ups of CV

I trust that the Government will be carrying out this task assiduously

Not just going through the motions
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KJ
at 19:22 5 May 2020

Anyone heard from Hoppy today ?

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Sinatra Classic
at 10:41 30 Apr 2020

The skies are grey...mega death stalks our fair isle

Here is the incomparable Mrs Miller turning her talents to a Frankie classic

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Quick tech question
at 09:59 30 Apr 2020

I'm trying to put a live link in a new post...the one where it appears in blue when I've written it

But it only comes as text, doesn't generate the YouTube box

What do I need to do to please

Thnx
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Healthy Eating....Caesar Salad
at 19:55 17 Apr 2020

Maybe I should use this lockdown to overhaul my diet....out goes bacon roll, in with healthy salad

So I settled on having Caesar Salad for supper

I wasn't sure of the ingredients, but it turns out that you can buy small tins of Caesar in the supermarket; I chose rabbit and liver flavour

Well, it was awful...I knew I should have chosen the chicken
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Toilet Roll Shortage
at 20:15 1 Apr 2020

Just been chatting on the phone to a mate, big family and a bit strapped for cash. Shortage of basics is starting he said

He's run out of toilet paper, had to improvise and he used a lettuce leaf

The tip of the iceberg, he says
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Government Advice
at 09:13 29 Mar 2020

The Government has today sent out an e mail detailing the safe use of Pork Luncheon Meat and Corned Beef during the current CV situation

If you haven't received said e mail.....

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