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I think that he might be looking at his slender thin majority in his constituency, reflecting on the Amersham by-election result and making a volte-face
All aboard for BBQ at my estate in glorious North Gloucestershire
Weather forecast looks fair, camping area looks a picture and the Staff have started the preparations for the event, slaughtering the fatted lentils and making the dressing for the Quinoa. ( Animal products also available)
Warm welcome to all, cold drinks, hot food and wonderful conversation about all things ITFC and beyond
Can we rate the First Family of USA....this includes various wives/partners....please show your thinking behind your ratings
For me...
1 Melania. I am a huge admirer of her frozen face inscrutability. What is she really thinking behind that utterly expressionless face? Is there any brain activity at all? If we ran an electroencephalogram would there be anything more than a flat line? A riddle wrapped in an enigma and then given industrial quantities of Botox; it arrives through a special gate to the rear of the White House in a tanker truck each Wednesday. She looks stunning in a couture gown.
2 The Donald. He used to be a sweet looking guy, all brash charm and chutzpah. He should fire his makeup artist/stylist/hairdresser and return to a slightly more "natural" [as in human] style if he wants the all important top place. Oh...and he needs to stop being a racist misogynist asshole too; it is never a good look
3 Ivanka. The Ice Maiden. Cool, calm, collected and yet, at the same time, callous and cruel. Is her husband really the bloke who took over the lead role in 2 and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen left? Also looks stunning in a couture gown
4 Barron. Crazy name, crazy guy. Founder member of an acapella singing group. Most kids find their parents a bit embarrassing; I suspect he does too. Rarely seen in a gown, couture or otherwise
5 Eric. Who knew that someone could have such a harmless and ordinary name and still be such a bellicose bell-end? Clearly adores his father, an Electra complex that has gone badly, badly wrong. Looks good in a suit
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