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Forum Thread Gun left on plane at 14:15 19 Sep 2020 Apparently, Dominic Raab's minder left his loaded handgun on the plane they had been travelling on The late and rather wonderful citizen of Boxford, Tornado Smith, used to carry a loaded handgun with him when he performed the Wall of Death stunt with his pet lioness "Briton" in the sidecar. He said it was in case the lioness went mad and he had to shoot her Presumably that is why Raab's minder has to carry a loaded gun, in case the Foreign Sec goes Doolally and has to be put down with a bullet to the brain
Forum Thread Meanwhile, in Finland.... at 18:52 12 Jul 2020 Just talking to a mate of mine who works there The Government have relaxed the strict 2 metre rule and the Finns are delighted They can now go back to standing the more comfortable 5 metres apart
Forum Thread Last Train to Clarkesville at 18:25 10 Jun 2020 Just a rip off of jangly Beatles sound.... Or an anti Vietnam Protest Clarksville being a Us Army depot that processed numerous Vietnam draftees VIDEO
Forum Thread So, how come.... at 17:48 25 May 2020 Our Masters and Overlords seem so uninspiring? Classic Dom just seemed so limp, so uninspiring, just so f**king ordinary It's like the people who want to lead us to a Glorious New Future are selling a dream they do not embody I rather suspect that Dom has only one testicle
Forum Thread Rose Garden at 17:25 25 May 2020 So....f**k all roses that I can see About the same number of apologies
Forum Thread Espoo at 18:08 17 May 2020 I am on an online dating site, trying to kickstart my car-crash love life Along with the more usual lasses from places nearby, Gloucester, Cheltenham, Hereford....the computer selects a couple of more distant potentials. This particular one is a bit of a Babe, she says she lives in Espoo Clearly, there is no such place, she is Aving A Larf Without consulting google maps or similar...do you reckon Espoo exists? If so, where is it?
Forum Thread Sewage Testing at 18:05 11 May 2020 So....it seems that sewage will be tested to monitor for any local flare-ups of CV I trust that the Government will be carrying out this task assiduously Not just going through the motions
Forum Thread KJ at 19:22 5 May 2020 Anyone heard from Hoppy today ?
Forum Thread Sinatra Classic at 10:41 30 Apr 2020 The skies are grey...mega death stalks our fair isle Here is the incomparable Mrs Miller turning her talents to a Frankie classic VIDEO
Forum Thread Quick tech question at 09:59 30 Apr 2020 I'm trying to put a live link in a new post...the one where it appears in blue when I've written it But it only comes as text, doesn't generate the YouTube box What do I need to do to please Thnx
Forum Thread Healthy Eating....Caesar Salad at 19:55 17 Apr 2020 Maybe I should use this lockdown to overhaul my diet....out goes bacon roll, in with healthy salad So I settled on having Caesar Salad for supper I wasn't sure of the ingredients, but it turns out that you can buy small tins of Caesar in the supermarket; I chose rabbit and liver flavour Well, it was awful...I knew I should have chosen the chicken
Forum Thread Toilet Roll Shortage at 20:15 1 Apr 2020 Just been chatting on the phone to a mate, big family and a bit strapped for cash. Shortage of basics is starting he said He's run out of toilet paper, had to improvise and he used a lettuce leaf The tip of the iceberg, he says
Forum Thread Government Advice at 09:13 29 Mar 2020 The Government has today sent out an e mail detailing the safe use of Pork Luncheon Meat and Corned Beef during the current CV situation If you haven't received said e mail..... Check your spam
Forum Thread Self-Isolation at 18:51 20 Mar 2020 Bit of a cough and a very ill advised moustache/beard make over, I have decided to go into a period of not leaving the house, not meeting anybody and generally being a miserabilist b*gger Or normal life as I call it To fill my hours, I expand my knowledge of the design features of elderly aeroplanes with Greg Enjoy VIDEO
Forum Thread Cool Accountant at 16:53 6 Jan 2020 Went to see my Accountant today, self employed yada yada Silver haired fella, slight Scottish accent Turns out that he went to the same Glasgow school as J Wark….played against/with him numerous times at schoolboy level Says that Warky, even at those tender years, could hit a deadball harder and more accurately than anyone else Pretty cool, huh?
Forum Thread Ticket needed for Saturday at 09:04 5 Dec 2019 Hi A mate needs a ticket for Cov (a) on Saturday Will they be available on the day on the gate? Not Ipswich based, bloody miles from Planet Blue TIA
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