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Brexit "Hard Man" goes soft
at 10:20 6 Aug 2021

The Circus master of the scorched Earth Brexiteers is going limp

Maybe he needs some political Viagra

I think that he might be looking at his slender thin majority in his constituency, reflecting on the Amersham by-election result and making a volte-face

You ever feel you've been swindled??

Olympic Rowing
at 20:11 28 Jul 2021

The Cocksless Fours

Why don't they just refer to them as Womens rowing team?
BBQ - Reminder
at 17:44 25 Jul 2021

Well....Saturday 31st is looming

All aboard for BBQ at my estate in glorious North Gloucestershire

Weather forecast looks fair, camping area looks a picture and the Staff have started the preparations for the event, slaughtering the fatted lentils and making the dressing for the Quinoa. ( Animal products also available)

Warm welcome to all, cold drinks, hot food and wonderful conversation about all things ITFC and beyond

PM me for further details
Public Service Announcement
at 20:40 5 Jul 2021


Please, please

Only buy and eat German mustard

You know it makes senf
Chicken Kiev for supper tonight
at 21:25 3 Jul 2021

Totally stuffed
[Post edited 3 Jul 21:35]
Col U
at 17:06 25 Jun 2021

The continuing exodus of former Town players to Col U continues

It is almost like we need a special transport laid on for them....

Zero carbon, with a sassy lass riding shotgun through the badlands of Dedham Vale

And maybe a catchy tune that they can all sing along
Summer BBQ 2021
at 08:47 22 Jun 2021

Summer BBQ is back

Saturday 31st July, start about midday

North Gloucestershire, near to J2 of M50

Bring family, some beer, food for the coals and a tent/ beddingif you wish to stay over

Strong coffee and hangover-busting bacon rolls available ( animal free alternatives available)

PM me for more details
at 12:04 9 May 2021

Sign him up......lovely work
Johnson and Johnson vaccine
at 17:26 13 Apr 2021

Apparently there are significant problem with the rollout of this brand.....clots

Stanley and Boris, perchance?
Charming film of Lavenham, 1942
at 18:51 15 Mar 2021

Mumford & Sons
at 09:04 8 Mar 2021

I kind of always suspected that they were wrong 'uns

And the band name sounds like a provincial removal company
So....Pant's not pants
at 13:57 5 Mar 2021


This QAnon Congresswoman
at 09:14 5 Feb 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene defies belief

" I was allowed to believe things that weren't true"

Talk about taking zero responsibility for your own lack of critical thinking
Me???....agree with a Tory MP???
at 17:11 16 Jan 2021

It had to happen at some point in my life

Apologies for the link to the Daily Heil
Senate Election, Georgia
at 10:29 5 Jan 2021

Republican candidate....Perdue by name

Doesn't really sound like a winner to me

Sounds more like a LOSER

So.... Laurence Fox
at 12:51 30 Nov 2020

Fearlessly held an Anti-Covid event as his place this weekend

Multiple guests, confined space, plenty of hugging and setting the World to rights....allegedly

To celebrate his courage in fearlessly sitting with his friends, I feel a song coming on

[Post edited 30 Nov 2020 13:24]
at 13:50 13 Nov 2020

Fox, L.....sometime actor and totem for the privileged white male is brother in law to the wonderful Richard Ayoade

And Fox is a complete moron.....deferential racism indeed
Crikey....wot a pair of losers
at 12:59 12 Nov 2020

These are the pair of advisers at the heart of our government

Don't look living examples of positivity and empathy to me
Things that I never 2398
at 17:14 8 Nov 2020

Beaches for the Normandy Landings 1944

What I did know

The Americans landed at Utah and Omaha

The British and Commonwealth landed at Gold, Sword and Juno. Mainly Canadians at Juno

What I learned today

These beaches were originally named after fish, as in Goldfish, Swordfish and, until the Canadians objected, Jellyfish

The fish suffix was dropped and Jelly changed to Juno

There was also another beach landing planned, Bandfish, but it didn't go ahead

Top Trumps
at 19:19 14 Oct 2020

Following on from Keno's thread....

Can we rate the First Family of USA....this includes various wives/partners....please show your thinking behind your ratings

For me...

1 Melania. I am a huge admirer of her frozen face inscrutability. What is she really
thinking behind that utterly expressionless face? Is there any brain activity at all? If we
ran an electroencephalogram would there be anything more than a flat line?
A riddle wrapped in an enigma and then given industrial quantities of Botox; it arrives
through a special gate to the rear of the White House in a tanker truck each
Wednesday. She looks stunning in a couture gown.

2 The Donald. He used to be a sweet looking guy, all brash charm and chutzpah. He
should fire his makeup artist/stylist/hairdresser and return to a slightly more "natural"
[as in human] style if he wants the all important top place. Oh...and he needs to stop
being a racist misogynist asshole too; it is never a good look

3 Ivanka. The Ice Maiden. Cool, calm, collected and yet, at the same time, callous and
cruel. Is her husband really the bloke who took over the lead role in 2 and a Half Men
after Charlie Sheen left? Also looks stunning in a couture gown

4 Barron. Crazy name, crazy guy. Founder member of an acapella singing group. Most
kids find their parents a bit embarrassing; I suspect he does too. Rarely seen in a
gown, couture or otherwise

5 Eric. Who knew that someone could have such a harmless and ordinary name and still
be such a bellicose bell-end? Clearly adores his father, an Electra complex that has
gone badly, badly wrong. Looks good in a suit

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