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Can we rate the First Family of USA....this includes various wives/partners....please show your thinking behind your ratings
For me...
1 Melania. I am a huge admirer of her frozen face inscrutability. What is she really thinking behind that utterly expressionless face? Is there any brain activity at all? If we ran an electroencephalogram would there be anything more than a flat line? A riddle wrapped in an enigma and then given industrial quantities of Botox; it arrives through a special gate to the rear of the White House in a tanker truck each Wednesday. She looks stunning in a couture gown.
2 The Donald. He used to be a sweet looking guy, all brash charm and chutzpah. He should fire his makeup artist/stylist/hairdresser and return to a slightly more "natural" [as in human] style if he wants the all important top place. Oh...and he needs to stop being a racist misogynist asshole too; it is never a good look
3 Ivanka. The Ice Maiden. Cool, calm, collected and yet, at the same time, callous and cruel. Is her husband really the bloke who took over the lead role in 2 and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen left? Also looks stunning in a couture gown
4 Barron. Crazy name, crazy guy. Founder member of an acapella singing group. Most kids find their parents a bit embarrassing; I suspect he does too. Rarely seen in a gown, couture or otherwise
5 Eric. Who knew that someone could have such a harmless and ordinary name and still be such a bellicose bell-end? Clearly adores his father, an Electra complex that has gone badly, badly wrong. Looks good in a suit
Apparently, Dominic Raab's minder left his loaded handgun on the plane they had been travelling on
The late and rather wonderful citizen of Boxford, Tornado Smith, used to carry a loaded handgun with him when he performed the Wall of Death stunt with his pet lioness "Briton" in the sidecar. He said it was in case the lioness went mad and he had to shoot her
Presumably that is why Raab's minder has to carry a loaded gun, in case the Foreign Sec goes Doolally and has to be put down with a bullet to the brain
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