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Nadine update
at 13:56 1 Jul 2022

I heard she was excited cos she was told Boris would give her a red box
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Todd Cantwell
at 13:19 1 Jul 2022

Well he hasn’t denied the Ronaldo rumour …….
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 12:41 1 Jul 2022

what happened to his brother Sweeney, was off to London last I heard
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Todd Cantwell
at 12:19 1 Jul 2022

2nd worse cesspit of misinformation on the interweb
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 12:08 1 Jul 2022

Pah we dont not want no foreign much here so take that French stuff away and just stick with good old fashion English sounding Heinz
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 12:07 1 Jul 2022

If I get the the frier too hot again it will be baldly go!!
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Is anyone else underwhelmed by OriginalMarkyP being underwhelmed?
at 12:06 1 Jul 2022

Maybe hes upgrading his profile and will log in as something clever and intelligent like .... er ....... hoppy?
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Is anyone else underwhelmed by OriginalMarkyP being underwhelmed?
at 11:53 1 Jul 2022

asking for an underwhelmed friend
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 11:51 1 Jul 2022

Deep fried Battenburg?
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 11:51 1 Jul 2022

is that Gregg O'Todd's down the down?

Nice guy, does a bit of hairdressing on the side. Pasties are very meaty
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 11:20 1 Jul 2022

which side do you want them boiled?
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 11:15 1 Jul 2022

making requests like that just thank your lucky stars I'm not Gordon Ramsay!!

some customers eh!! you'll be telling me you want poached egg next
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 10:28 1 Jul 2022

you need something to line the bottom of your birdcage?
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 10:27 1 Jul 2022

whoops, I may have had the fryer a bit too hot

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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 10:19 1 Jul 2022

aww bless

someone turn the jukebox down

and would you like aspirin sprinkles over your fry up?
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 10:04 1 Jul 2022

you would like your Mars Bar deep fried?

King Size Zombie?
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 10:03 1 Jul 2022

you've got some hummus in the cupboard, I'll get it for you

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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 09:54 1 Jul 2022

haha!

some dripping fell on me keyboard and me fingers slipped

its on tho Ive wiped the keyboard and its all gone in your porridge
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Its Friday so the TWTD Greasey Spoon is open
at 09:39 1 Jul 2022

Fried bread has to be one of the best things mankind has created

extra thick Ully?
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Sherwood
at 09:34 1 Jul 2022

Hey Illy, what higher achievement in life can you aspire to!!
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