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Ruin a band name by changing one letter
at 11:09 23 May 2020

Dirt straits
Eric clacton
Earth wine and fire
Newt order
Vulture club
Judys priest
Pimple minds
The smashing bumpkins
Spite girls
Nine inch snails
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Stay Alert (n/t)
at 09:47 10 May 2020

It’s a 0.125millimeter microbe virus, not a zebra crossing on the a49
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Stay Alert (n/t)
at 09:18 10 May 2020

I think I just saw one. What do I do?

Wait, what does it look like again? Thing I saw might have been a hula hoop (barbecue flavour)
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Press front pages yesterday vs what will actually happen from Monday
at 09:40 8 May 2020

Im not sure encouraged is the right word

Tolerated is probably more accurate

Either way, you know as well as I do . People will take as read the Plans they read in the daily mail and others and then will ignore other info .

I Was rather hoping this crisis would drive some of the tabloids out of business tbh
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Gav
at 09:37 8 May 2020

I think someone should pop over to the QPR board that looks
Like this one - make sure he’s not been turned


In seriousness I hope he’s ok - tough times
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Press front pages yesterday vs what will actually happen from Monday
at 09:35 8 May 2020

One of the things I utterly dislike is the media’s insistence on publishing 5 point plans or what not 3 days in advance of any such thing being said by the authorities

It serves no purpose other than to confuse , divide and potentially risk lives. It should be illigal
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Worst recession since 1706
at 09:33 8 May 2020

It feels like that’s the last time we won a game
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Space is mental isn't it?
at 09:30 8 May 2020

It will be when a 3 ars*d alien dressed as william Shakespeare lands his Spaceship in Hyde park

Also social distancing applies, so we’d have to tell the aliens to f**k off
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Everyone needs a community, especially at times like these
at 09:26 8 May 2020

What a lovely image

Also I’ll sort out a sub at some point. Been a tough month on the money front but this site has been responsible for many drunken meet-ups so I owe it
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National League vote to deem season finished
at 22:55 22 Apr 2020

For me it’s very simple
Suspend everything until September
I
Resume the current season from September and finish in November 2020

Start new season in Dec 2020 finish in June 2021 but shortened season
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Top 5 part 5
at 09:11 2 Apr 2020

Canada - 8000 mile round trip booty call. Totally worth it
India - the most bonkers and yet wonderful country ever
UAE - air conditioning in bus stops. What else is there to say
USA - I’ve never seen so many extremes in my life
Wales - because the police don’t mind if you speed
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Barlow, Gary
at 09:07 2 Apr 2020

Gary Barlow is doing a concert?

Haven’t people suffered enough?
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Oh dear
at 20:55 1 Apr 2020

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8176719/Fans-notice-Norwich-C
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Despatches From The Front Line part One:
at 19:49 26 Mar 2020

Thank you for everything you and your colleagues do
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Current lockdown to be reviewed on April 13th/14th
at 19:42 26 Mar 2020

It’s the baby I feel sorry for
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Mike Ashley amd Sports Direct
at 19:29 26 Mar 2020

C**t of the highest order- based on having business dealings with him a few years ago

Glad we walked away tbh
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So...holidays abroad
at 19:24 26 Mar 2020

in laws have just had theirs cancelled for June/July

Surprised yours hasn’t - I guess it depends on carrier

Whatever happens, (and I hope you do get out there) wait for them
To cancel it, don’t you do it - you’ll be covered by ATOL that way
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Current lockdown to be reviewed on April 13th/14th
at 18:04 26 Mar 2020

This will be on till the end of April minimum, more likely may

They Won’t want to risk a 2nd outbreak
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So going forwards....
at 16:02 26 Mar 2020

Resign
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Covoid Big Brother - lighten the mood
at 09:23 25 Mar 2020

Newcyblue
Guthurs
Edwardstone
Pendejo + mate
Hoppy /kJ
Harry

Basically the twtd annual barbecue stalwarts
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