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Spurs v Liverpool- I don’t care.
at 19:30 1 Jun 2019

Whoever wins, tomorrow in every town, city and village outside of London and Merseyside, some sadsack bag of balls will be strutting their stuff banging on how much they love their team. The team which they’ve never seen live and have supported because of some bag of balls reason.

I want to see punch-ups, violence on the pitch, red cards and blatant gamesmanship.

The champions league is a bag of Cack.
Bigmouth strikes again. And it’s not good.
at 10:49 30 May 2019
Music on football focus
at 13:06 18 May 2019

Does anyone know what was the music used by football focus (at the beginning).

A man goes to the doctor worried that he’s going deaf...
at 20:12 12 Apr 2019

“What are the symptoms? Asks the doctor.

‘They’re that yellow family that live in Springfield’.
Didn’t realise that Seagulls are quite so predatory
at 11:32 10 Apr 2019

Walking into work I noticed a small mouse hurrying across the road. Next thing I knew a massive seagull had swooped down upon it, picked it up and disappeared behind a tree to the side of the pavement.

The sounds the mouse made as it was being pecked to death for the birds breakfast was quite horrific. Never realised that seagulls attacked small mammals as well as fish.
Is this worse than half-and-half scarfs?
at 12:38 5 Apr 2019

Puts my works half-arsed fire drills into perspective
at 10:53 31 Mar 2019
Feuding with a dead man
at 10:00 21 Mar 2019

Not really classy at all.
Good night TWTD
at 23:57 28 Feb 2019

Sleep well and good dreams.
Emperor Palpatine: was he really all that bad?
at 12:57 18 Feb 2019

All he wanted was order throughout the galaxy. It’s the Rebel Alliamce which spread chaos and death.
Guess it was only a matter of time.
at 12:55 7 Feb 2019
Film recommended - in light of Holocaust Memorial Day
at 20:11 28 Jan 2019

I always meant to post this but for some reason or another I never have but seeing as yesterday was Holocaust Memorial Day I thought that I will do so now.

Ages ago I watched a film called Comspiracy which deals with the Final Soloution. It’s stars Kenneth Branagh who, in my opinion is puts in a very good performance.

On YouTube if you put in ‘conspiracy Kenneth Branagh film’ then the whole film is available free. I would have posted the link but we’re talking sure how legal it is and I didn’t want to get this site in trouble. The wiki link is below as is the IMDb link. It’s only 90 mins as well.

WTO rules.
at 14:43 21 Jan 2019

I’ll probably come across as daft but what exactly do people mean by WTO terms regarding Brexit. I understand what ‘World Trade Organisation’ but that’s about it.

If they are so good how come countries form trade blocs and not stick to WTO terms?

Road rage Islington style
at 20:41 18 Jan 2019

Walking home along Liverpool Road

Car A screeches to a halt and driver gets out gesturing to the car behind but not going anywhere near it. Car B screeches to a halt. Driver stays in.

Car A driver : what the f**k
Car B driver: it’s 30 you c**t
A: it’s 20
B: f**k you it’s 30mph along here
A: 20 you muppet
B: cmon then
A: you cmon then.
B: you come here then.
A: f**k you.

Both drivers seem up for a fight whilst going nowhere near one one another.

Both cars dive off bleeping at each other. Oh and the speed limit is 20mph.
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