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Thread | Cleaner stands with you
at 16:55 26 May 2022
Cleaner is not a very political man. Cleaner enjoys life on the fast broom and cleaner doesn't have time to get involved with the humdrum of dum dums in Downy Street.
However, Cleaner feels it is important to stand with cleaner's brothers and sisters who have been abused for so long in SW1A. Cleaner says cleaners should be respected - the brillo pads don't ruffle themselves.
Cleaner's brothers and Cleaner's sisters... RISE UP and weild you mighty swiffers high up in the air. Cleaner's domestos will NEVER be in the hands of THE MAN!
You can take Cleaner's Vax, but you will never take Cleaner's HOOVER!
#CLEANERSTANDSWITHCLEANERS
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/downing-street-cleaners-protest- [Post edited 26 May 2022 16:57]
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Thread | Reminder to Sir Paul of Cook - Cleaner is ready
at 11:35 18 Aug 2021
Cleaner appreciates your faith in Cleaner to be part of the squad toward the end of last season. Cleaner loved the way your voice would change after a ruddy good shouting match with a discarded packet of quavers in the dressing room. (Cleaner remains suspicious that Downes was behind the dirty protest).
As you can see... Cleaner has been working very hard over the summer to remain physically fits and ready to clean up any mess - big or small. So give Cleaner a ring any time and Cleaner will be on hand to clean up the mess you are facing right now.
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Thread | Cleaner's Holiday in Arizona
at 10:44 7 Apr 2021
Cleaner is very pleased he can return to TWTD and observe the board has been kept clean. For the last few weeks, Cleaner has been in on a mission in Arizona to track down this illusive takeover. It was a bittersweet journey as Cleaner had to leave his wife in Hemsby (Cleaner can only afford one passport)
Cleaner would love to share some of cleaner's most beloved holiday snaps from this wildest of west setting.
Day One
The traffic was fairly clear all the way to the Airport, COVID saw to that! The seats were comfy and much nicer than that rental car Cleaner was crammed in to. Cleaner's poor little broom and lovely hat are squashed no more, cleaner's spirits bolstered by a lovely American themed cleaning bucket.
Day Two
One of Cleaner's most hated jobs is cleaning up all the fag butts scattered around the RadioRentals car park every Thursday, so, cleaner could not resist the opportunity to visit Arizona's finest rubbish bins to show Cleaner's appreciation for people keeping it clean.
Day Three
Sometimes Cleaner can say more with pictures than words. Cleaner met an awful lady by the shops, and even though we kept 2m apart, Cleaner couldn't have wished to be further away! Cleaner is going to need a luxury canal boat holiday near Daventry to get over this filthy encounter.
Day Four
Some burley woman with glasses gave Cleaner the bird, and not the type you see stuffed on your dinner table at Christmas either! Cleaner was mistaken for Jeremy Corbyn once more - and this time without homefield advantage! As this awful woman flipped Cleaner the bird, Cleaner looked up at the sky and saw some American children enjoying the amusement rides - Oh to be young again, Cleaner thought.
Day 5.
Cleaner was miserable - America is not the kind of place for Cleaner... or so Cleaner thought! On the final day of the trip Cleaner met a very well to do man with an extra ticket for the amusement ride. This young man offered to take Cleaner over for a go on the roller coaster. The ride operator didn't allow Cleaner to take his bucket and broom on the ride - but did allow Cleaner to take on Cleaner's coffee grinder instead. Today was one of Cleaner's best days, and Cleaner hopes the young man that took Cleaner to the amusements takes over the hearts and minds of Cleaner's finest Ipswich friends.
More to come as Cleaner still needs to get his polaroid developed at Snappy Snaps.
[Post edited 7 Apr 2021 10:45]
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Thread | A more sober view of last night - The First Goal
at 10:24 17 Mar 2021
Cleaner feels that was beyond excuse for any professional football team, and it isn't down to coaching or anything else - but rather a player issue. They were ball watching in tandem and that has to be something that stops.
Of course, there was plenty more wrong with that game but stupid stuff like that and soft goals are really setting the tone for these games.
Cleaner does remain confident that we have players in the squad that can handle playing in the championship - but it comes down to filling in the key pieces of the jigsaw. Think of how well Wolfenden and Lankester played when they came into the Championship fray - a lot of that is due to having mentors on the pitch and a little bit of hand holding.
In the summer, come what may, we absolutely have to get a proactive and mentoring spine in place.
Cleaner doesn't want to slam Chambers and Skuse too much, as Skuse is understandably rusty and Chambers is passionate for the club and one of the better players this season overall - though they simply must have better games in them if the whole team is to be lifted and to shake this really bogged down slog and stupid soft goals/individual errors costing us games and momentum.
In other news, Cleaner is enjoying his training this morning, and he fully anticipates cleaning up the team's act this weekend. [Post edited 17 Mar 2021 10:26]
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