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Reply | Funniest Joke at Edinburgh Fringe
at 09:49 23 Aug 2023
And in sport. News coming in that the Cannibal XI have just eaten the Missionary XI and are now warming up the sub. |
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Reply | I’m not doubting top 6
at 18:57 6 Aug 2022
I'd call you a halfwit - but that could be deemed an exaggeration. |
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Thread | Fleetwood tickets.
at 13:28 1 Mar 2022
From the website: "Tickets are only available for collection at this point due to Fleetwood not duplicating terracing tickets. If you want to collect your tickets before the day from the club please call the ticket office to arrange this."
"Away Tickets - Collect from the Away Club on the day of the fixture."
We are the 'away club' so tickets have to be collected at Portman Road? Or are they referring to Fleetwood as being the away club? If Fleetwood aren't duplicating tickets then surely they are all up there awaiting collection. |
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Reply | Morecambe roll call…
at 15:30 25 Feb 2022
23 1/2 miles as the crow flies. After four trains I'll be a 25 minute walk from the ground. All part of the fun.... |
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Reply | Stolen from twitbook
at 15:17 31 Jan 2021
Careful folks. Some websites use "First concert attended" as a security question. I know Universal Credit do. |
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Thread | Why James N. pleaded 'not guilty'.
at 21:39 30 Jan 2021
I understand when he was pulled over the police asked him to blow into the breathalyser. He produced a medical card saying "This man is an asthmatic. Please don't take any breath from him."
So they told him it would have to be a blood sample. He produced a medical card saying
"This man is a haemophiliac. Please don't take any blood from him."
Well then, the police informed him, we'll need a urine sample. He produced a third card saying "This man is an Ipswich Town footballer. Please don't take the piss out of him." |
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Reply | brexit
at 00:09 19 Oct 2018
Accidentally up-voted 'cos I've just got in, full of Belgian lager, Italian pizza and courtesy of a guy who'll work all hours to make a do. Still unsure what my position is, or what it should be, but I do think (or know) that there is nothing worthwhile achieved thru' hate, envy and blame. |
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Reply | RIP Alan Gilzean
at 21:05 8 Jul 2018
Another one for the HMHB 'No Longer in Need of Season Tickets' section. |
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Reply | What was Number 1 on your 14th birthday??
at 13:16 6 Jun 2018
The Jam's last single had just been replaced at #1 by Renee & Renato's 'Save Your Love'. By Christ, the world, and I, needed The Smiths. |
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