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ITFC ‘Unpopular Opinions’
at 17:18 3 Jul 2025

The Cobbolds were terrible owners/administrators who should have invested more into the club when it was at its strongest.

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Funniest Joke at Edinburgh Fringe
at 09:49 23 Aug 2023

And in sport. News coming in that the Cannibal XI have just eaten the Missionary XI and are now warming up the sub.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(redux)
at 08:58 23 Mar 2023

Apologies. Clumsily downvoted.

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I’m not doubting top 6
at 18:57 6 Aug 2022

I'd call you a halfwit - but that could be deemed an exaggeration.

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iCloud madness - need help please.
at 22:46 19 May 2022

How do you like them apples?

Not helpful, I know, but I've always wanted to get that pun in!

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Your all-time favourite ever joke?
at 23:05 24 Mar 2022

I can't believe how rude the suppository helpline was.

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Fleetwood tickets.
at 13:28 1 Mar 2022

From the website: "Tickets are only available for collection at this point due to Fleetwood not duplicating terracing tickets. If you want to collect your tickets before the day from the club please call the ticket office to arrange this."
"Away Tickets - Collect from the Away Club on the day of the fixture."

We are the 'away club' so tickets have to be collected at Portman Road? Or are they referring to Fleetwood as being the away club? If Fleetwood aren't duplicating tickets then surely they are all up there awaiting collection.

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Morecambe roll call…
at 15:30 25 Feb 2022

23 1/2 miles as the crow flies. After four trains I'll be a 25 minute walk from the ground. All part of the fun....

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Missing the England game, what should I do
at 14:33 25 Jun 2021

I can't advise clicking this link strongly enough.....

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Stolen from twitbook
at 15:17 31 Jan 2021

Careful folks. Some websites use "First concert attended" as a security question. I know Universal Credit do.

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Why James N. pleaded 'not guilty'.
at 21:39 30 Jan 2021

I understand when he was pulled over the police asked him to blow into the breathalyser. He produced a medical card saying "This man is an asthmatic. Please don't take any breath from him."
So they told him it would have to be a blood sample. He produced a medical card saying
"This man is a haemophiliac. Please don't take any blood from him."
Well then, the police informed him, we'll need a urine sample. He produced a third card saying "This man is an Ipswich Town footballer. Please don't take the piss out of him."

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What's the scariest film you've ever seen?
at 11:21 29 Oct 2020

Several of the above get a mention. 'Sinister' and 'Poltergeist' would be my personal calls.

https://www.indiewire.com/gallery/directors-favorite-horror-movies/habit-1996/

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