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Footballers as games.
at 15:38 7 Jan 2022

Unashamedly plucked from TalkSPORT earlier today.

Eric Jenga Jenga

at 13:11 6 Jun 2021

Can anyone recommend a decent supplier of company worker.
Paul Cook and John Travolta… twins?
at 08:18 13 May 2021

Whenever I hear Paul Cook on the radio...
at 18:35 1 Apr 2021

I think of this...
See if you can pick out PC.

Players with names like animals - Town 11 vs 'rest of the world 11’
at 08:33 12 Mar 2021

Following Kenos suggestion yesterday...

Paul Cougar
Manatee Thetis
Tyrone Mingray
Frank Scallop
Veliče Šumulidogski
Wayne Bavin
at 13:06 6 Mar 2021

Recons this is the first game of a new era under Peter Cook.
Is Dudley still at Wigan?
Here’s one for your imagination....
at 20:28 28 Feb 2021

Describe ITFC in 12 months time.

None of us know what’s going on, buy out, new manager, contracts ending etc etc.
Will we even be back in the stadium this time next year?

What do YOU think...?

ITFC in for Paul Daniels
at 20:23 17 Feb 2021

The Great Suprendo as assistant.
Grotbags is new fitness coach.
Timothy Claypole to knock the keepers into shape.
Browser adverts
at 15:08 4 Oct 2020

I have a tool I use very occasionally for work.
This tool has been wrapped in a bag and kept in my van for a few years.
On Friday, I needed said tool, first time I’ve needed to use it in probably 4 years.
The next time I opened up my web browser on my phone, there was an advert at the top for the very tool I’d used an hour before.
How does that work? It’s far too specialised to be random.
Burton Albion
at 21:10 15 Sep 2020

Every single one of their players is called Russell.
It says so on the back of their shirts.
How strange.
Drum off
at 18:44 31 Aug 2020

Don’t know if this has been posted, from the evening star.
Cool reaction from one of the world’s biggest rock stars.
Shameless ‘look at me’ post.
at 21:06 14 Aug 2020

March 23 - 16 st 7 lbs
April 24 - 17 st 1 lb
August 14 - 14 st 4 lb

at 20:22 19 Jun 2020

Seems that a lot of professional footballers must be living with hairdressers, not many with an unruly mop like most of the people I’ve been working with!
Shipping containers
at 10:15 12 Jun 2020

Anyone deal in shipping containers or know someone who does?
Want one for storage.
Stupid thought.
at 10:33 22 Apr 2020

Think how much of that junction near Suffolk One could have been done while there’s hardly any traffic on the road.
Not a priority I know, but would have been a great time for road users and the contractors.
Worst Dad in the world?
at 12:50 21 Mar 2020

Just had my eldest son out in the garage where I’m working on my latest self isolation project.
Fresh from his GCSE bombshell, he’s just told me he’s off out to play football with his mates.
I’ve told him no. I don’t believe it’s the right thing to do in the current circumstances.
He makes an appeal by phone to his mum who’s at work, we’d already agreed between us this morning that we had to do this properly, she buckles and sends him back out to me.
So a bit of shouting and a few teenage swear words later, he says he’s going anyway....
Not heard him emerge yet, we will see.

So, thanks to his Mum for making me the bad guy!

Had a drive through town this morning and there are loads of groups of kids about, on scooters and bikes. Going about business as usual. I’m really not sure what I watch and read is being taken seriously.
Positivity thread.
at 09:51 17 Mar 2020

Just seen this on the BBC news. Made me laugh.

We need a little something to lighten the mood, what you got?
Question for employers
at 16:12 15 Mar 2020

One of my employees has just called to say he’s displaying signs of the virus and has decided, with his wife, to isolate.
I’ve said to phone 111 for his cert for statutory sick pay.
My question is, what are my obligations to the rest of the employees, bearing in mind he may or may not have the dreaded C-19?
We work in the construction industry and come in contact with many people during our everyday work.
Our employees meet every morning to collect job instructions for the day.
I need to know the right thing to do but haven’t a clue who to ask or get in touch with.
Is it a case of only isolating yourself now if you show signs? Or should you isolate if you’ve been in touch with someone who might have it?
My understanding is people are not getting tested anymore unless they are in so much trouble they need hospitalisation.
Winding up the Mrs
at 15:41 12 Feb 2020

This is something I like to do as often as possible.
In fairness she’s fairly gullible and has fallen for some right corkers in the past.

at 13:31 11 Feb 2020

Just had a chat with my mates Mrs.
I know he’s struggled in the past with depression and it looks to be getting a grip on him again.
I’m nieve on mental illness, I’ve never really been exposed to it or had to deal with it.
His Mrs said he’s in a bad frame of mind, he’s been to the Drs, been prescribed medication and has been referred for CBT.
I’ve read a little on it, but really don’t have any first hand experience.
I’ve heard it mentioned on here, so thought I’d ask.
I’d like to support them, even in a small way.
But I really am lost at how to approach it.
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