| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers 13:23 - Sep 25 with 3782 views | Illinoisblue |
And they have to give their opinions on the current situation at Portman Road. How would it go?
Paul Cook: “I don’t want to talk about it. Smashing club, wish them well, but I’m not getting into it.” (Still too sore about how it went for him)
Paul Lambert: “I played in big big games in Germany and Scotland. Is Marcus still sending my cheques?”
Mick McCarthy: “Must be nice to have a few quid to spend there, eh? Let’s have it right, I did a great job there, but it’s a different club now. Maybe the fans are happy now!”
Roy Keane: “yeah, Keiran’s doing alright, but that’s his job.”
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:45 - Sep 25 with 3226 views | NthQldITFC |
I've edited the Paul Cook bit for you:
Paul Cook: “I don’t want to talk about it. ₛₘₐₛₕᵢₙ₉ ꜀ₗᵤ₆, ᵥᵥᵢₛₕ ₜₕₑₘ ᵥᵥₑₗₗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᶦᵗ.” (Still too sore about how it went for him)
(no offence intended to Paul, who I still like.) [Post edited 25 Sep 2023 13:45]
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| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:46 - Sep 25 with 3208 views | homer_123 |
What would Jim be saying huh? |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:48 - Sep 25 with 3207 views | NthQldITFC |
Paul Hurst: "Me, me, me. I'm over here! Could you lift me up into my chair please, Doigy, and don't bit the furniture."
No caveat. | |
| # WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE # | | Poll: | It's driving me nuts |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:51 - Sep 25 with 3200 views | _clive_baker_ |
Paul Hurst: 'I guess Morsy and Broadhead think they're big deals now they've got international call ups? Well trust me they're not as good as they think they are. McKenna might do well to remind them of that'.
George Burley: 'I think you're all being a bit unfair, great club, great fans. I gave Gareth Bale his debut'.
Sorry George. Legend. |  | | |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:55 - Sep 25 with 3164 views | Keno |
Let me edit this for you
Roy Keane: “Heck yeah, Fecking Keiran’s doing alright, Oh Feclimg Ham turn that fecking phone off before I shove up your fecking ar ....Oh yeah but that’s his fecking job.” |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:57 - Sep 25 with 3151 views | WubbleU |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:51 - Sep 25 by _clive_baker_ |
Paul Hurst: 'I guess Morsy and Broadhead think they're big deals now they've got international call ups? Well trust me they're not as good as they think they are. McKenna might do well to remind them of that'.
George Burley: 'I think you're all being a bit unfair, great club, great fans. I gave Gareth Bale his debut'.
Sorry George. Legend. |
I know this is a light hearted thread but what they would actually say is 'I was operating on a shoestring and never had a chance. if I'd been funded properly...blah, blah, blah' |  | | |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:01 - Sep 25 with 3130 views | Josebadleg |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:46 - Sep 25 by homer_123 |
What would Jim be saying huh? |
'Thank f**k that c**t Evans has gone' |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:14 - Sep 25 with 3067 views | Ryorry |
I prefer to think of earlier days.
SAR, SBR and the Cobbolds in the Boardroom:-
“Well this is going grand isn’t it, good to see us nearly back to where we belong. Let’s crack open a bottle of Bordeaux and drink to our beloved Ipswich Town”. |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:18 - Sep 25 with 3048 views | MattinLondon |
If it kicks off between Mick and Keane, Keane will probably storm out and then claim that he came very close to hitting Mick….a bit like how he nearly hit Pablo and Walters…from the safety of his autobiography. |  | | |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:28 - Sep 25 with 3002 views | Dubtractor |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 13:51 - Sep 25 by _clive_baker_ |
Paul Hurst: 'I guess Morsy and Broadhead think they're big deals now they've got international call ups? Well trust me they're not as good as they think they are. McKenna might do well to remind them of that'.
George Burley: 'I think you're all being a bit unfair, great club, great fans. I gave Gareth Bale his debut'.
Sorry George. Legend. |
Ha, that Bale bit made me chuckle. |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:37 - Sep 25 with 2965 views | WeWereZombies |
Matt Gill: 'Ahem' |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:55 - Sep 25 with 2903 views | GeoffSentence |
Paul Jewell - Just out of interest, do the hookers still do Portman Road? |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 15:08 - Sep 25 with 2879 views | homer_123 |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:55 - Sep 25 by GeoffSentence |
Paul Jewell - Just out of interest, do the hookers still do Portman Road? |
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| Yeah, that was one of them.... on 15:18 - Sep 25 with 2840 views | Bloots |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 15:08 - Sep 25 by homer_123 |
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....I recognise her from about 1990.
She was at the cheaper end of the scale though. |  |
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| Yeah, that was one of them.... on 16:42 - Sep 25 with 2674 views | Keno |
| Yeah, that was one of them.... on 15:18 - Sep 25 by Bloots |
....I recognise her from about 1990.
She was at the cheaper end of the scale though. |
was she the one who called you a Tight Head and a Flanker? | |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 16:51 - Sep 25 with 2653 views | monty_radio |
Keano: prawn sandwich, anyone?
Mick: you can get rid of them for starters. Give my dry bread and water, and I'll get by
Hurst: these international chefs with their fancy-dan horses derves!!
Lambo: Aye, but German chiefs know a thing or two. Did I ever tell you about the Dortmund sausage I once had ........?
McKenna: what do you reckon to our new fanzone
Mick: Fanzone!!! Let me at 'em!
Keano: anyone like to share a prawn sandwich?
Lambo: in Germany they call them Garnele
Others: I'll get my coat! | |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 16:52 - Sep 25 with 2643 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 14:14 - Sep 25 by Ryorry |
I prefer to think of earlier days.
SAR, SBR and the Cobbolds in the Boardroom:-
“Well this is going grand isn’t it, good to see us nearly back to where we belong. Let’s crack open a bottle of Bordeaux and drink to our beloved Ipswich Town”. |
Nearly right this but it would have been a case of Bordeaux, surely (one bottle at a time maybe)? |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 18:37 - Sep 25 with 2510 views | Lord_Lucan |
Be careful what you wish for. |  |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 18:53 - Sep 25 with 2473 views | You_Bloo_Right |
McCarthy and Keane at the same dinner party?
Have you laid on extra security? | |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 19:58 - Sep 25 with 2408 views | solemio |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 16:52 - Sep 25 by You_Bloo_Right |
Nearly right this but it would have been a case of Bordeaux, surely (one bottle at a time maybe)? |
The vast majority of Bordeaux wine is red. The Cobbolds drank white at Portman Road. | | | |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 20:11 - Sep 25 with 2383 views | Keno |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 19:58 - Sep 25 by solemio |
The vast majority of Bordeaux wine is red. The Cobbolds drank white at Portman Road. |
Didn't one of the national papers rotate the journalists they set to PR to 'protect their livers' | |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 21:09 - Sep 25 with 2336 views | monty_radio |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 20:11 - Sep 25 by Keno |
Didn't one of the national papers rotate the journalists they set to PR to 'protect their livers' |
Connoisseur beer drinkers have observed that the Cobbolds didn't drink their own product. | |
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| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 07:41 - Sep 26 with 2106 views | RobTheMonk |
- Hurst turns up in a suit with Doigy dressed as a gimp dog with full on dog collar and lead. Swiftly gets asked to leave.
- Cook turns up and starts destroying furniture muttering something about feng shui and how 'It needs to be demolished'.
- Lambert turns up confused as he came on the pretense that he was going to a bingo session in Dortmund.
- Jewell turns up trying to convince all the other Paul's to star in a porno with him. He thinks the title 'Four at the back' sounds good.
- McCarthy offers to cook dinner and somehow offers a pretty good meal despite only spending £2.45 in Aldi.
- Keane turns up, lambasts everything, and then goes off in a rage because the Spanish waiter is called 'Pablo'. |  | | |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 08:14 - Sep 26 with 2082 views | PrideOfTheEast |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 07:41 - Sep 26 by RobTheMonk |
- Hurst turns up in a suit with Doigy dressed as a gimp dog with full on dog collar and lead. Swiftly gets asked to leave.
- Cook turns up and starts destroying furniture muttering something about feng shui and how 'It needs to be demolished'.
- Lambert turns up confused as he came on the pretense that he was going to a bingo session in Dortmund.
- Jewell turns up trying to convince all the other Paul's to star in a porno with him. He thinks the title 'Four at the back' sounds good.
- McCarthy offers to cook dinner and somehow offers a pretty good meal despite only spending £2.45 in Aldi.
- Keane turns up, lambasts everything, and then goes off in a rage because the Spanish waiter is called 'Pablo'. |
That’s Ferrari driving Mick McCarthy right?! His role as manager of a budget constrained club isn’t entirely replicated in his personal life. | | | |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 08:17 - Sep 26 with 2074 views | itfcjoe |
| Imagine a dinner party with recent ex ITFC managers on 08:14 - Sep 26 by PrideOfTheEast |
That’s Ferrari driving Mick McCarthy right?! His role as manager of a budget constrained club isn’t entirely replicated in his personal life. |
He obviously didn't like how much fuel it used as was always on his bicycle....! |  |
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