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100,000 tests 11:41 - May 2 with 584 views

I’ve sort of zoned out a bit from the news, but just caught up with the bit about the govt putting covid tests in a postbox equating to testing actual homo sapiens.

Reminded me of the paper round I used to do in my early teens for the local free weekly that I would routinely dump en masse in the bin between the newsagents and the caff where I’d head to pour my wages into the fruity.

I should have gone into politics.

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100,000 tests on 12:13 - May 2 with 533 views

BlueBadger

In the spirit of today's testing anouncement... by BlueBadger 1 May 2020 21:59
..I’d like to be paid for the 48 hours I worked today.
I’m counting not just the 12 hours I worked today, but as I’ve also agreed to next week’s rota today I’m counting those hours too against today’s hours total. I can’t guarantee that I won’t ask to be paid for those hours AFTER I’ve worked them too.
I trust the logic of this calculation is acceptable to payroll, as it is how we've managed to scrape past the 100,000 test target.

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100,000 tests on 12:16 - May 2 with 523 views

WD19

They didn’t all go into postboxes to be fair.

....some went into cupboards at satellite sites.

100,000 tests on 12:21 - May 2 with 516 views

BarcaBlue

Ha! I did the same, the good people of Colchester Road never complained that they didn't get their Suffolk Mercury on a Friday. I cut out the middle man for them.

Earnings were spent on ex-jukebox singles with the middle bit missing. Can't remember where the shop was, either The Walk or Old Cattle Market.

100,000 tests on 18:50 - May 2 with 420 views

vapour_trail

100,000 tests on 12:21 - May 2 by BarcaBlue
Ha! I did the same, the good people of Colchester Road never complained that they didn't get their Suffolk Mercury on a Friday. I cut out the middle man for them. Earnings were spent on ex-jukebox singles with the middle bit missing. Can't remember where the shop was, either The Walk or Old Cattle Market.

A really good week would involve half inching a penthouse whilst the old boy was sorting out the paper bag and wages.

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