| Horse racing joke 17:25 - May 13 with 2364 views | fuglitown |
A bookie is walking the course before the grand national a man is fishing in BeecherS brook he says to him you won’t catch anything in there. man says what odds will you give me 100/1 says bookie man says I’ll have a pound on that. 1hour later bookie walks past the man who has a fish damm says the bookie there’s your 25 pound man says oi I had 1pound at 100/1 bookie says you only get a quarter of the odds for a place. |  | | |  |
| Horse racing joke on 19:40 - May 13 with 568 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 18:48 - May 13 by Ewan_Oozami |
You have the delivery of an agrophobic DPD driver.. |
Do you think it would be better if he yodelled the gags at us? |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 19:45 - May 13 with 562 views | fuglitown |
What’s the arrows and the numbers in the middle . And why do I only get 1 | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 19:49 - May 13 with 555 views | fuglitown |
| Horse racing joke on 19:40 - May 13 by WeWereZombies |
Do you think it would be better if he yodelled the gags at us? |
Knock knock who’s there ye old lady ye old lady who | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 19:54 - May 13 with 549 views | Pecker |
| Horse racing joke on 19:45 - May 13 by fuglitown |
What’s the arrows and the numbers in the middle . And why do I only get 1 |
You should count yourself lucky for the 1. |  | | |
| Horse racing joke on 20:11 - May 13 with 541 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 19:45 - May 13 by fuglitown |
What’s the arrows and the numbers in the middle . And why do I only get 1 |
The number in the middle is a count of all the laughs you have raised, the up arrow counts the high pitched laughs and the down arrow the low guffaws (the arrows are linked to all our webcams). | |
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| Horse racing joke on 20:32 - May 13 with 533 views | fuglitown |
| Horse racing joke on 20:11 - May 13 by WeWereZombies |
The number in the middle is a count of all the laughs you have raised, the up arrow counts the high pitched laughs and the down arrow the low guffaws (the arrows are linked to all our webcams). |
O right I’ll have to start telling some of my better ones then | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 20:35 - May 13 with 531 views | Pecker |
| Horse racing joke on 20:32 - May 13 by fuglitown |
O right I’ll have to start telling some of my better ones then |
NotSure you can do any better than you have already. | | | |
| Horse racing joke on 07:21 - May 14 with 508 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Horse racing joke on 19:45 - May 13 by fuglitown |
What’s the arrows and the numbers in the middle . And why do I only get 1 |
The arrows indicate the one way system to be observed at all times while staying alert and respecting the 2 metre social distancing rules during browsing and posting on TWTD.
You transgressed these recommendations on 1 occasion hence the number. |  |
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| Horse racing joke on 07:36 - May 14 with 505 views | WeWereZombies |
| Horse racing joke on 07:21 - May 14 by StochesStotasBlewe |
The arrows indicate the one way system to be observed at all times while staying alert and respecting the 2 metre social distancing rules during browsing and posting on TWTD.
You transgressed these recommendations on 1 occasion hence the number. |
On the plus side, he does sound like he is wearing a mask when he is posting... | |
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