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Lambert In 07:48 - Aug 15 with 610 viewssolemio

although he's going out shopping later.
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Lambert In on 07:52 - Aug 15 with 597 viewsWD19

His wife will be left tearing her hair out after he goes out to get a bottle of milk and comes back with 4 different varieties of orange juice. None of which are as good as the German orange juice he used to like.

It’s not really his fault though. There was no milk in the house when he moved in, so not sure why anyone expects there to be some now.
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Lambert In on 08:25 - Aug 15 with 558 viewsOldsmoker

Lambert In on 07:52 - Aug 15 by WD19

His wife will be left tearing her hair out after he goes out to get a bottle of milk and comes back with 4 different varieties of orange juice. None of which are as good as the German orange juice he used to like.

It’s not really his fault though. There was no milk in the house when he moved in, so not sure why anyone expects there to be some now.


He'll come back with magic beans but not the sort that grow a giant beanstalk and deliver a golden goose laying golden eggs.
They'll just be beans that make you fart.

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Lambert In on 08:29 - Aug 15 with 552 viewsKeno

Lambert In on 07:52 - Aug 15 by WD19

His wife will be left tearing her hair out after he goes out to get a bottle of milk and comes back with 4 different varieties of orange juice. None of which are as good as the German orange juice he used to like.

It’s not really his fault though. There was no milk in the house when he moved in, so not sure why anyone expects there to be some now.


dint forget the bottle of Liebfraumilch

he got it cheap and it could be good, apart from it being cheap cos the bottle has a slight crack and the cork is a bit knackered which means the wine bearable drinkable

but its cheap and it could be good

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Lambert In on 09:23 - Aug 15 with 514 viewsWeWereZombies

Lambert In on 07:52 - Aug 15 by WD19

His wife will be left tearing her hair out after he goes out to get a bottle of milk and comes back with 4 different varieties of orange juice. None of which are as good as the German orange juice he used to like.

It’s not really his fault though. There was no milk in the house when he moved in, so not sure why anyone expects there to be some now.


On the plus side, he went into the housing association office and they said it was fine for him to live in the house rent free for another five years because they could recoup the cost from all the other tenants...

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