| Perv Pets. 20:57 - Oct 9 with 757 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
My dog used to try and hump the cat on a regular basis.........and had a hamster who appeared to w@nk.
Any other perv pets out there?
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| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Perv Pets. on 21:06 - Oct 9 with 752 views | jeera |
I once dropped my hamster from my bedroom window.
He was strapped into an Action Man parachute so it was ok. |  |
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| Perv Pets. on 21:08 - Oct 9 with 743 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Perv Pets. on 21:06 - Oct 9 by jeera |
I once dropped my hamster from my bedroom window.
He was strapped into an Action Man parachute so it was ok. |
Did he join Hamsterstead Blues para regiment? | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Perv Pets. on 21:12 - Oct 9 with 731 views | jeera |
| Perv Pets. on 21:08 - Oct 9 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Did he join Hamsterstead Blues para regiment? |
He had some experience.
He sailed the Action Man raft in the bath, flew the A.M helicopter, drove the tank.
I tried to let him sleep in the tent but that didn't work out cos he chewed up the sleeping bag and ate a hole through the side of the tent.
We found him in the airing cupboard a couple of days later where he'd made a home in the water tank's insulation. | |
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| Perv Pets. on 21:28 - Oct 9 with 710 views | Swansea_Blue |
When I was a lot younger, I had a hamster with huge balls. Bob he was called, and I've always thought I missed a trick by not calling him Buster. They were gigantic, used to drag along the ground so he rubbed all the hair off them. Daughter Swanners has a hamster now, and his are pathetic in comparison. Neither appear to w@nk though. |  |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:12 - Oct 9 with 672 views | Oldsmoker |
During the night, my cat somehow crawls under the covers and goes to sleep beside me. When I say 'beside' I mean just where my @rse is.
That's not normal on any level. |  |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:19 - Oct 9 with 661 views | jeera |
| Perv Pets. on 23:12 - Oct 9 by Oldsmoker |
During the night, my cat somehow crawls under the covers and goes to sleep beside me. When I say 'beside' I mean just where my @rse is.
That's not normal on any level. |
Why do you have a cat?
Have they run out of dogs where you live? | |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:30 - Oct 9 with 651 views | Oldsmoker |
| Perv Pets. on 23:19 - Oct 9 by jeera |
Why do you have a cat?
Have they run out of dogs where you live? |
I live next to a takeaway and Fluffykins kills the rats.
I live in an asian area and asians don't do crime, play loud music, get drunk, be sick in the street etc. Thoroughly nice sorts.
However, I hear they're partial to eating dogs. | |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:33 - Oct 9 with 645 views | jeera |
| Perv Pets. on 23:30 - Oct 9 by Oldsmoker |
I live next to a takeaway and Fluffykins kills the rats.
I live in an asian area and asians don't do crime, play loud music, get drunk, be sick in the street etc. Thoroughly nice sorts.
However, I hear they're partial to eating dogs. |
Next to a takeaway huh?
That's a bit tempting.
I used to sometimes take a lady to Weigh Watchers when I was doing a bit of taxiing.
She lived next door to a Chinese takeaway and frankly looked like she might have been their best customer. What she needed wasn't Weight Watchers, but to move home. | |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:37 - Oct 9 with 638 views | Oldsmoker |
| Perv Pets. on 23:33 - Oct 9 by jeera |
Next to a takeaway huh?
That's a bit tempting.
I used to sometimes take a lady to Weigh Watchers when I was doing a bit of taxiing.
She lived next door to a Chinese takeaway and frankly looked like she might have been their best customer. What she needed wasn't Weight Watchers, but to move home. |
Turning left out of the door.
Kebab,Pizza,Burger takeaway.
Convenience store.
Music Pub.
Drive-thru MacDonalds. | |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:39 - Oct 9 with 635 views | jeera |
| Perv Pets. on 23:37 - Oct 9 by Oldsmoker |
Turning left out of the door.
Kebab,Pizza,Burger takeaway.
Convenience store.
Music Pub.
Drive-thru MacDonalds. |
I'd be dead within 6 months I reckon. | |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:41 - Oct 9 with 635 views | Oldsmoker |
| Perv Pets. on 23:39 - Oct 9 by jeera |
I'd be dead within 6 months I reckon. |
You'll want the funeral parlour then.
Turn right out of the door and about 50 yards away. | |
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| Perv Pets. on 23:46 - Oct 9 with 627 views | jeera |
| Perv Pets. on 23:41 - Oct 9 by Oldsmoker |
You'll want the funeral parlour then.
Turn right out of the door and about 50 yards away. |
Blimey.
Someone's thought of everything. | |
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