| Top Trumps 19:19 - Oct 14 with 420 views | EdwardStone |
Following on from Keno's thread....
Can we rate the First Family of USA....this includes various wives/partners....please show your thinking behind your ratings
For me...
1 Melania. I am a huge admirer of her frozen face inscrutability. What is she really
thinking behind that utterly expressionless face? Is there any brain activity at all? If we
ran an electroencephalogram would there be anything more than a flat line?
A riddle wrapped in an enigma and then given industrial quantities of Botox; it arrives
through a special gate to the rear of the White House in a tanker truck each
Wednesday. She looks stunning in a couture gown.
2 The Donald. He used to be a sweet looking guy, all brash charm and chutzpah. He
should fire his makeup artist/stylist/hairdresser and return to a slightly more "natural"
[as in human] style if he wants the all important top place. Oh...and he needs to stop
being a racist misogynist asshole too; it is never a good look
3 Ivanka. The Ice Maiden. Cool, calm, collected and yet, at the same time, callous and
cruel. Is her husband really the bloke who took over the lead role in 2 and a Half Men
after Charlie Sheen left? Also looks stunning in a couture gown
4 Barron. Crazy name, crazy guy. Founder member of an acapella singing group. Most
kids find their parents a bit embarrassing; I suspect he does too. Rarely seen in a
gown, couture or otherwise
5 Eric. Who knew that someone could have such a harmless and ordinary name and still
be such a bellicose bell-end? Clearly adores his father, an Electra complex that has
gone badly, badly wrong. Looks good in a suit
Your thoughts? |  | | |  |
| Top Trumps on 19:37 - Oct 14 with 390 views | cleaner |
Cleaner's top trump came after his first experience with Mexican food when attending a seminar on OxiClean in Oregon. |  | | |
| Top Trumps on 19:41 - Oct 14 with 383 views | SpruceMoose |
| Top Trumps on 19:37 - Oct 14 by cleaner |
Cleaner's top trump came after his first experience with Mexican food when attending a seminar on OxiClean in Oregon. |
You should make the switch to Chlorox. Real talk. |  |
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