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its really good 17:53 - Jan 30 with 5470 viewsnodge_blue

really, really good. good point on the road. really really good. long way to go. Bishop. What? Yes. really really good.

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its really good on 11:10 - Jan 31 with 1706 viewsPinewoodblue

its really good on 10:39 - Jan 31 by nodge_blue

Thats you banned son from my pressers.


Banning people from Pressers is a good move. The longer he stays the bigger the risk of a Glasgow kiss for a journo.

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its really good on 11:19 - Jan 31 with 1692 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 11:07 - Jan 31 by nodge_blue

Oh cr@p Celtic lost. Thats really ruined my weekend.

I've been working on my own song to cheer me up....a second verse

"Paul Lambert conquered Europe and he won the Champions league."

Where's the number for blue action?


That call didn't go quite as well as I planned.

Seems like they didn't appreciate the point as much as I did. What do these guys want?

The lad Kenlock did ok. Im starting to wonder if Ward can actually run.

How old are our fullbacks again? I asked them to do what the guys at Liverpool do. Its not that hard is it?

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its really good on 11:55 - Jan 31 with 1662 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 11:19 - Jan 31 by nodge_blue

That call didn't go quite as well as I planned.

Seems like they didn't appreciate the point as much as I did. What do these guys want?

The lad Kenlock did ok. Im starting to wonder if Ward can actually run.

How old are our fullbacks again? I asked them to do what the guys at Liverpool do. Its not that hard is it?


Forgot to say Blue action did agree that it was a point more than we tend to get at home.

Think I can build bridges again there. More beer.

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its really good on 20:43 - Jan 31 with 1598 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 11:07 - Jan 31 by nodge_blue

Oh cr@p Celtic lost. Thats really ruined my weekend.

I've been working on my own song to cheer me up....a second verse

"Paul Lambert conquered Europe and he won the Champions league."

Where's the number for blue action?


Phew made it to Sunday night.

Another day another dollar. Well quite a few dollars you understand.

Maybe not for a few of those boys next year though hey. Deary deary me.

I need a plan for training now though. Think we'll go through the move where Nsiala passes it to Chambers, Chambers is closed down by a midfielder and passes it back to Nsiala. Nsiala is closed by the centre forward and Nsiala smacks it.

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its really good on 10:14 - Feb 2 with 1513 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 20:43 - Jan 31 by nodge_blue

Phew made it to Sunday night.

Another day another dollar. Well quite a few dollars you understand.

Maybe not for a few of those boys next year though hey. Deary deary me.

I need a plan for training now though. Think we'll go through the move where Nsiala passes it to Chambers, Chambers is closed down by a midfielder and passes it back to Nsiala. Nsiala is closed by the centre forward and Nsiala smacks it.


Hi Marcus.

No sorry I didnt see your calls. I think the battery was dead on the phone.

Of course I have a plan. Ive been working on it all Sunday.

We need more loan players.

I know I said that before.

Oh I don't know. Anyone really.

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its really good on 20:34 - Feb 2 with 1466 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 10:14 - Feb 2 by nodge_blue

Hi Marcus.

No sorry I didnt see your calls. I think the battery was dead on the phone.

Of course I have a plan. Ive been working on it all Sunday.

We need more loan players.

I know I said that before.

Oh I don't know. Anyone really.


Is that Mick? Mick it's Lambo.

You know who!

I'he had enough of playing Mr nice guy here. I wanted to take some tips from you.

Something about p1ssing in tents aye?

I said to Chambo today, Chambo - start p1ssing in the tent son.

No, he just gave me a look.

Yes I've got loads of loans.

Anything else?

Ok bye Mick.

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its really good on 12:33 - Feb 3 with 1404 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 20:34 - Feb 2 by nodge_blue

Is that Mick? Mick it's Lambo.

You know who!

I'he had enough of playing Mr nice guy here. I wanted to take some tips from you.

Something about p1ssing in tents aye?

I said to Chambo today, Chambo - start p1ssing in the tent son.

No, he just gave me a look.

Yes I've got loads of loans.

Anything else?

Ok bye Mick.


There's some 12 year old boy running round the practice pitch.

Not sure what he's doing here.

Away with ye lad.

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its really good on 13:31 - Feb 3 with 1385 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 12:33 - Feb 3 by nodge_blue

There's some 12 year old boy running round the practice pitch.

Not sure what he's doing here.

Away with ye lad.


Hello Nuno !

Nice to hear from you.

Oh I see.

I'll go and try and find him.

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its really good on 15:01 - Feb 4 with 1315 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 13:31 - Feb 3 by nodge_blue

Hello Nuno !

Nice to hear from you.

Oh I see.

I'll go and try and find him.


Hello Lee.

Did I really say that a club like Ipswich cant get itself in the position again where it has so many loan players?

No I won't speak to them.

Tell them it was the only option.

Aye. I found the boy.

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its really good on 10:52 - Feb 5 with 1283 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 15:01 - Feb 4 by nodge_blue

Hello Lee.

Did I really say that a club like Ipswich cant get itself in the position again where it has so many loan players?

No I won't speak to them.

Tell them it was the only option.

Aye. I found the boy.


Oh God, the boy is talking to the press about Norwich. Someone stop him.

Gilly. Where are you man. Stop him.

No. I dont go near them remember. And whilst you're there.....

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its really good on 13:41 - Feb 6 with 1242 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 10:52 - Feb 5 by nodge_blue

Oh God, the boy is talking to the press about Norwich. Someone stop him.

Gilly. Where are you man. Stop him.

No. I dont go near them remember. And whilst you're there.....


Ok gather round boys.

Now that we have got the new loan players it allows us to play 2 upfront.

Nors and Sears get the shirts!

Plenty of P1ssing in the tent boys.

Look after the wee lad.

Out you go fellas.

(COYB!!!!!)

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its really good on 17:03 - Feb 6 with 1218 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 13:41 - Feb 6 by nodge_blue

Ok gather round boys.

Now that we have got the new loan players it allows us to play 2 upfront.

Nors and Sears get the shirts!

Plenty of P1ssing in the tent boys.

Look after the wee lad.

Out you go fellas.

(COYB!!!!!)


Mmmmm Mattessons.....The boy done good.

Lets go find Watson

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its really good on 22:03 - Feb 9 with 1175 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 17:03 - Feb 6 by nodge_blue

Mmmmm Mattessons.....The boy done good.

Lets go find Watson


Deary me. That didnt last long.

Maybe I shouldn't have changed the side. But we have alot of games coming up. Got to protect these players so they are fresh for, um, um end of season break.

Taylor. Your turn for presser son. I did last one.

One second. Just got to put some special "sugar" in your tea. And make a cup for Dozzer at the same time.

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its really good on 14:54 - Feb 10 with 1135 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 22:03 - Feb 9 by nodge_blue

Deary me. That didnt last long.

Maybe I shouldn't have changed the side. But we have alot of games coming up. Got to protect these players so they are fresh for, um, um end of season break.

Taylor. Your turn for presser son. I did last one.

One second. Just got to put some special "sugar" in your tea. And make a cup for Dozzer at the same time.


F*** me. I'm still here.

Thank god Marcus is more concerned about his other businesses hey Gilly. Doubt he's even noticed that the fitness coach is back in Scotland. Ha, ha, ha. Deary me.

Look at this contract son. It's a win for us whatever.

Stephen Warnock can kiss my @rse too. I'm not for him? Well you're not for me son.

And the best bit is I don't even have to justify myself to the media. On Saturday I said I'd only talk about the match. Last night I didn't even bother with that. Win win son.

And there's no fans in. We can go on forever.

"And did they tell you the name of the game boy. They call it riding the gravy train"
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its really good on 17:54 - Feb 10 with 1098 viewsvanmunt

Something something Germany.
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its really good on 12:17 - Feb 12 with 1047 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 14:54 - Feb 10 by nodge_blue

F*** me. I'm still here.

Thank god Marcus is more concerned about his other businesses hey Gilly. Doubt he's even noticed that the fitness coach is back in Scotland. Ha, ha, ha. Deary me.

Look at this contract son. It's a win for us whatever.

Stephen Warnock can kiss my @rse too. I'm not for him? Well you're not for me son.

And the best bit is I don't even have to justify myself to the media. On Saturday I said I'd only talk about the match. Last night I didn't even bother with that. Win win son.

And there's no fans in. We can go on forever.

"And did they tell you the name of the game boy. They call it riding the gravy train"
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I see things.

Special things.

They twist and twirl up into the sky.

Things you cant see.

It's so magical.

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its really good on 13:07 - Feb 12 with 1026 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 12:17 - Feb 12 by nodge_blue

I see things.

Special things.

They twist and twirl up into the sky.

Things you cant see.

It's so magical.


Football is not rocket science.

But you have to be special to see that. You may think I have built rockets. But I haven't. I've just built this team. I feel sorry that you cant see all that I can see.

But I see the path now. Its there and we just have to follow it.

You see that Marcus?

I know what we need to do with the fullbacks all along. We will play the ones that can run.

Wheres the sugar gone. More sugar.

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its really good on 15:52 - Feb 15 with 972 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 13:07 - Feb 12 by nodge_blue

Football is not rocket science.

But you have to be special to see that. You may think I have built rockets. But I haven't. I've just built this team. I feel sorry that you cant see all that I can see.

But I see the path now. Its there and we just have to follow it.

You see that Marcus?

I know what we need to do with the fullbacks all along. We will play the ones that can run.

Wheres the sugar gone. More sugar.


Blue smoke bomb? And a message on a duvet?

That all youse got?

Hahahaha.

4 more years boys.

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its really good on 19:54 - Feb 16 with 923 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 15:52 - Feb 15 by nodge_blue

Blue smoke bomb? And a message on a duvet?

That all youse got?

Hahahaha.

4 more years boys.


Its half time. Nil nil against Northampton. We look shocking. Every player I touch turns into total trash. What am I going to do?

Even Marcus must see this for what it is.

Im sunk. This has to be it.

Lets read those pay off clauses whilst Gill does his magic team talk.

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its really good on 20:20 - Feb 16 with 916 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 19:54 - Feb 16 by nodge_blue

Its half time. Nil nil against Northampton. We look shocking. Every player I touch turns into total trash. What am I going to do?

Even Marcus must see this for what it is.

Im sunk. This has to be it.

Lets read those pay off clauses whilst Gill does his magic team talk.


Just fired off loads of bot text accounts to say how great I am. Brenner now reading them out lol.

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its really good on 20:23 - Feb 16 with 904 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 20:20 - Feb 16 by nodge_blue

Just fired off loads of bot text accounts to say how great I am. Brenner now reading them out lol.


I know what Im going to say at the end of this.

Im going to blame the fans and the media for dragging this club down. For draining the players of confidence.

Yes thats good. I can work with that.

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its really good on 22:10 - Feb 16 with 877 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 20:23 - Feb 16 by nodge_blue

I know what Im going to say at the end of this.

Im going to blame the fans and the media for dragging this club down. For draining the players of confidence.

Yes thats good. I can work with that.


Well I went for a bit of blaming the fans.

Bit of Evans.

Not too much of me.

But maybe I told the truth a bit more tonight than the usual stuff. Its been bad for weeks! There I said it. Its like a freedom telling the truth.

What a sad state of affairs it is. Im just waiting to be put out of my misery. Cant see me being here at the weekend. It would take a truly disinterested owner to keep me on now.

Oh yeah still slipped in Celtic and Dortmund references for old times sake.

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its really good on 11:02 - Feb 19 with 822 viewsnodge_blue

its really good on 22:10 - Feb 16 by nodge_blue

Well I went for a bit of blaming the fans.

Bit of Evans.

Not too much of me.

But maybe I told the truth a bit more tonight than the usual stuff. Its been bad for weeks! There I said it. Its like a freedom telling the truth.

What a sad state of affairs it is. Im just waiting to be put out of my misery. Cant see me being here at the weekend. It would take a truly disinterested owner to keep me on now.

Oh yeah still slipped in Celtic and Dortmund references for old times sake.


Hi Marcus.

Not too bad thanks. Hows it with you?

Oh good. Nice to hear.

Yeah weathers getting a bit warmer.

No. Not much going on really.

Sure we can catch up some time. Yeah next week. No rush.

Take care.

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