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Best Smell for the Orifice. 07:40 - Sep 2 with 1938 views

I get to start a new job on the 13th, and now face a dilemma that has escaped me for over 5 years- what puff is the best stuff?

Aftershave... I am looking for something friendly for the office, the type of scent that doesn't anger the colleagues in close quarters, but something nice enough that they know I know the world beyond right guard.

Ultimately I will probably not like anyone there and my work mates will say the same about me - so I don't want to spend an arm and a leg on impressing these jokers either.

Advice please.

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Innit! on 15:53 - Sep 2 with 355 views

giant_stow

Innit! on 15:45 - Sep 2 by Dyland
No one smells of poo you sausage, unless they've shat themselves.

My aunty Mave did.

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Innit! on 15:56 - Sep 2 with 354 views

Dyland

Innit! on 15:53 - Sep 2 by giant_stow
My aunty Mave did.

Most smelly people just have that sharp BO smell, or stale sweat if a crusty. BO doesn't smell like poo. Your aunty was probably just doing wet farts all the time and never changing her knickerbockers. A Norfolk thing maybe.

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Who wears aftershave to the office ffs (n/t) on 20:31 - Sep 2 with 295 views

wkj

Who wears aftershave to the office ffs (n/t) on 15:15 - Sep 2 by Dyland

For when some twut burns popcorn in the microwave- emergency aftershave shirt sniff. It's a key strategy.

	Crybaby
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