| Best Smell for the Orifice. 07:40 - Sep 2 with 2067 views | wkj |
I get to start a new job on the 13th, and now face a dilemma that has escaped me for over 5 years- what puff is the best stuff?
Aftershave... I am looking for something friendly for the office, the type of scent that doesn't anger the colleagues in close quarters, but something nice enough that they know I know the world beyond right guard.
Ultimately I will probably not like anyone there and my work mates will say the same about me - so I don't want to spend an arm and a leg on impressing these jokers either.
Advice please. |  |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 07:44 - Sep 2 with 1630 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Brut33 or Hi Karate.
That’ll keep them at arms length in the socially distanced work environment. [Post edited 2 Sep 2021 7:46]
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| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 07:56 - Sep 2 with 1582 views | MattinLondon |
At £1.99 a bottle I don’t see where you could possibly go wrong with this. |  | | |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 08:35 - Sep 2 with 1489 views | gordon |
That one that came in the stripy dark green body shaped bottle never let me down in the classy establishments of Leeds which I frequented in the early 2000s. |  | | |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 08:39 - Sep 2 with 1464 views | IpswichKnight |
Bit of old Spice for the aftershave, Lynx Africa fir deodorant and some good old Brylcream for the hair. |  | | |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:00 - Sep 2 with 1419 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Never failed me in 1993. |  |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:29 - Sep 2 with 1354 views | usm |
Eau Savage
Start as you mean to go on |  |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:57 - Sep 2 with 1310 views | gtsb1966 |
If you're a good looking bloke who has no trouble when on the pull then go for Denim as the slogan was "for the man who doesn't have to try too hard". Alternatively if you are an ugly f****r stick with Brut. |  | | |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:58 - Sep 2 with 1303 views | BlueBlueBluex2 |
Who on earth wears aftershave in the office? In fact, who goes to the office at all these days? | | | |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 10:08 - Sep 2 with 1283 views | wkj |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 09:58 - Sep 2 by BlueBlueBluex2 |
Who on earth wears aftershave in the office? In fact, who goes to the office at all these days? |
Those hard bar stewards with 3M masks by the barrow load... I'm well ard. | |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 10:36 - Sep 2 with 1254 views | azuremerlangus |
Aramis body splash - the thinking man’s Brut 33… |  |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 11:03 - Sep 2 with 1229 views | Swansea_Blue |
Works wonders for social distancing. |  |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 11:10 - Sep 2 with 1217 views | Warkystache |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 10:36 - Sep 2 by azuremerlangus |
Aramis body splash - the thinking man’s Brut 33… |
Don't splash it all over though. Once splashed a bit on my b*llocks before a date. She thought I'd sh*t myself when I tried walking . |  |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:00 - Sep 2 with 1132 views | solemio |
You could go on a football forum and ask a load of morons - and the three who aren't. Mind you, none of us three would tell you. | | | |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:02 - Sep 2 with 1121 views | ThisIsMyUsername |
Givenchy Gentlemen Only
Versace Pour Homme
You're welcome. |  |
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| Who wears aftershave to the office ffs (n/t) on 15:15 - Sep 2 with 1081 views | Dyland |
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| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:32 - Sep 2 with 1059 views | giant_stow |
My advice would be to not wear perfume as it's anti-social. Just let them smell the real you. |  |
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| Innit! on 15:38 - Sep 2 with 1052 views | Dyland |
| Best Smell for the Orifice. on 15:32 - Sep 2 by giant_stow |
My advice would be to not wear perfume as it's anti-social. Just let them smell the real you. |
Even if you smell of yoghurt and joss sticks innit | |
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| Innit! on 15:40 - Sep 2 with 1039 views | giant_stow |
| Innit! on 15:38 - Sep 2 by Dyland |
Even if you smell of yoghurt and joss sticks innit |
Yeap, even if one smells of poo poo. Better than living a lie.
Its a bit like dying your hair when going grey - a falsehood and a pain in the arse to maintain. | |
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| Innit! on 15:40 - Sep 2 with 1038 views | Mullet |
| Innit! on 15:38 - Sep 2 by Dyland |
Even if you smell of yoghurt and joss sticks innit |
Guffaw ysc |  |
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| Innit! on 15:41 - Sep 2 with 1038 views | Dyland |
| Innit! on 15:40 - Sep 2 by giant_stow |
Yeap, even if one smells of poo poo. Better than living a lie.
Its a bit like dying your hair when going grey - a falsehood and a pain in the arse to maintain. |
Well, er... tbh if I smelled of poo poo I'd probably wash my arse. Or check my shoes. | |
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| Innit! on 15:43 - Sep 2 with 1025 views | giant_stow |
| Innit! on 15:41 - Sep 2 by Dyland |
Well, er... tbh if I smelled of poo poo I'd probably wash my arse. Or check my shoes. |
some people are unlucky with their natural smell. Or they just have a leaky bum. | |
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| Sex Panther..... on 15:43 - Sep 2 with 1027 views | Bloots |
....60% of the time it works every time.
It's illegal in 9 countries and it's made from bits of real panther. |  |
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| Innit! on 15:45 - Sep 2 with 1019 views | Dyland |
| Innit! on 15:43 - Sep 2 by giant_stow |
some people are unlucky with their natural smell. Or they just have a leaky bum. |
No one smells of poo you sausage, unless they've shat themselves. | |
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