| Ashton on 19:24 - Dec 6 by footers |
There's a Middle Eastern Christian joke about Jesus' final days...
Once Jesus had been sentenced to death, Mary Magdalene invited him into her tent to experience the pleasures of a woman. He accepted this invitation and went inside. After a while, the disciples heard a scream from inside.
Jesus exited the tent in a fluster and they said to him 'Why was there screaming, oh Lord?' to which he replied 'I healed her wound'. |
I heard a variation of that joke about 30 odd years ago.
A Baron, a Knight and a squire are called up by King to go to the Crusades.
Before he goes the Baron has a solid gold chastity belt made for his wife. The Knight has a carpenter carve a wooden chastity belt for his wife. The squaire is penniless so makes do with putting a bandaid on his wife's virgina.
10 years later they return from the Crusades. The Baron produces a golden key, unlocks his wife's chastity belt and has a night of pleasure.The Knight produces a wooden key, unlocks his wife's chastity belt and has a night of pleasure.
The squire pulls off the band aid and finds that it's healed up. |  |
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