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I took a young lady out on a tandem once. We were going a bit fast round a bend, hit a pothole, the front wheel buckled and we were catapulted through a hedge, straight into a convenient haystack.
We were unharmed although our clothes were badly ripped by our passage through the hedge, and we were both a bit breathless with the thrill of it. The bicycle was utterly unrideable. The farmer happened along just as I was pushing it home.
I took a young lady out on a tandem once. We were going a bit fast round a bend, hit a pothole, the front wheel buckled and we were catapulted through a hedge, straight into a convenient haystack.
We were unharmed although our clothes were badly ripped by our passage through the hedge, and we were both a bit breathless with the thrill of it. The bicycle was utterly unrideable. The farmer happened along just as I was pushing it home.
I was very happy to ride the village bike when I was 16. I was not happy to meet the nurse at the STD clinic the following week.
Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?