| Terms Of Endearment (rude edition) Embarrassment. 18:18 - Apr 4 with 695 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
At work at an elderly clients (she's 91 and very religious) garden today and she called me for elevenses, yes, it is still a thing around these parts.
I'm sitting by the back door, she in her utility room and my phone rings. Don't recognise the number but answer it and a booming Dutch voice on the other end says......
"Hey Steve, you big vvanker b0ll0ck chops c##t, how's it going".
I've got the bloody speaker phone on and the lady sat there in stoney faced silence as i scuttled out of her earshot.
He'd only called to tell me he's got a new number and always greets me with a profanity of some sort.
She hasn't mentioned it and i've been paid so hopefully no long term harm.
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| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Terms Of Endearment (rude edition) Embarrassment. on 19:04 - Apr 4 with 570 views | Swansea_Blue |
I’m sure the saucy little minx is used to a few swear words. Does being a rent boy pay well? |  |
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| Terms Of Endearment (rude edition) Embarrassment. on 20:11 - Apr 4 with 493 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Terms Of Endearment (rude edition) Embarrassment. on 19:04 - Apr 4 by Swansea_Blue |
I’m sure the saucy little minx is used to a few swear words. Does being a rent boy pay well? |
I'm 30 years her junior so the term "boy" could, i suppose be appropriate in this case.
It paid well in days gone by, but the bottom fell out of it. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Terms Of Endearment (rude edition) Embarrassment. on 21:01 - Apr 4 with 423 views | Fixed_It |
#she'sgametoo |  |
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