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Late entrant in the race to be the next PM 21:05 - Sep 3 with 888 viewsringwoodblue

Liz Truss might think she has it in the bag but there’s a new candidate emerging in the Tory leadership race to become the next PM. It’s Larry the Cat



Larry has been at No 10 for 11 years, longer than any PM since Margaret Thatcher. He hasn’t attended any of the numerous parties during lockdown and has a much better plan to tackle the cost of living crisis than either Truss or Sunak. Let’s face it, he couldn’t do a worse job than Boris Johnson.

Larry refused to comment about the speculation but did say he was looking forward to meeting the Queen on Tue.
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Late entrant in the race to be the next PM on 21:22 - Sep 3 with 774 viewsOldsmoker

Let's look at the evidence regarding Partygate.
Larry lives at no 10 just like Johnson.
One of Johnsons flimsy reasons include simply being at home and couldn't avoid these parties.
So where was Larry?
Was he crashed out by the bins because of over-indulgence?
He's got dirt on all the cabinet - past and present - and he's blackmailing them to keep their mouths shut.
He's the puppet master not the puppet so he won't be PM.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Late entrant in the race to be the next PM on 21:46 - Sep 3 with 705 viewsNthQldITFC

...and unlike Liz Truss he's decent enough to only sh!t in the litter tray, and not all over the people he's supposed to be representing.

⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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Late entrant in the race to be the next PM on 22:54 - Sep 3 with 568 viewsWeWereZombies

Late entrant in the race to be the next PM on 21:22 - Sep 3 by Oldsmoker

Let's look at the evidence regarding Partygate.
Larry lives at no 10 just like Johnson.
One of Johnsons flimsy reasons include simply being at home and couldn't avoid these parties.
So where was Larry?
Was he crashed out by the bins because of over-indulgence?
He's got dirt on all the cabinet - past and present - and he's blackmailing them to keep their mouths shut.
He's the puppet master not the puppet so he won't be PM.


Almost certain he knows where the bodies are buried.

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