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Watching the Man Utd Real Sociadad game while the grandkids argue over agreed bed time.
This Ayden Heaven lad is pure commentary gold..
‘Heaven shot through a crowd’ is surely a future Booker Prize winning title in the waiting.
‘Just too high for Heaven’ smacks of a long forgotten Bob Dylan demo.
‘He tried to take on Heaven (but Heaven won)’ must be a Meatloaf track I missed.
‘Just too heavy for Heaven’ has to be the new Iron Maiden album.
God, I’m bored.
Sometimes I giggle about the frothing lunatic who’s put me on ignore and now has to constantly log out to see what I’ve said. Beneath that counterfeit persona lurks the same pitifully desperate egomaniac.
It must have been fun for the local journos when he was in the Under 18s:
"Heaven, 17, Plays to Win!"
Or if he wanted a loan move:
"Heaven, 17: Let me go!"
It's a shame they gave him the number 26 shirt now that he's turned 18, it could have been the best name and number combo since Joe Root's England shirt: Root 66.
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Heaven’s waiting… on 21:26 - Mar 13 with 1062 views
‘Heaven’s still looking bright’ was almost certainly on that Jehovah’s Witness leaflet that sat accusingly on the mat when I got home the other evening.
‘Heaven’s in plenty of space’ sounds like a dubious scientific study I’d appreciate Stokie fact checking.
Grandkids finally settled down without having to bribe them with tikety tok or you tube time..
Heavens in the front seat of my living room..
Apologies to Errol Brown for that one.
Sometimes I giggle about the frothing lunatic who’s put me on ignore and now has to constantly log out to see what I’ve said. Beneath that counterfeit persona lurks the same pitifully desperate egomaniac.