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Mental things people have said to you recently 19:48 - Mar 4 with 2189 viewsStNeotsBlue

A bloke at work today said he refuses to eat fruit as he doesn't like it but he loves vegetables. He likes tomatoes though but isn't so sure of them now that I've told him they're fruit.

Obviously keep it light, if someone has recently told you they plan to go on a killing spree report it to the authorities rather than on here.
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Mental things people have said to you recently on 06:08 - Mar 5 with 364 viewsbluelagos

Mental things people have said to you recently on 05:20 - Mar 5 by Warkystache

One of my neighbours orders halves in our local because he thinks pints are too much pressure on him to drink it all at once.


That's nearly as bad as people who queue in pubs. Loons.

Poll: Would you support the club introducing safe standing in the North/Churchmans

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Mental things people have said to you recently on 13:04 - Mar 5 with 221 viewsOldFart71

Mental things people have said to you recently on 20:44 - Mar 4 by jontysnut

People in Bologna don't have spag bog. It's tagliatelle.


Thought he was an Italian footballer.
Remember the riots in Tottenham when shops were ransacked and the joke was they had signed a new player called Baggatelli.
A kid was caught by the police with a tele on his bike and claimed it was his Sat Nav.
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Mental things people have said to you recently on 16:54 - Mar 5 with 150 viewsBrayBlue

A colleague of mine once told me that his grandad didn’t believe in gravity!

Cheers,
JK
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