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Lowest number of words to make yourself look a bit stoopid? 16:49 - Apr 2 with 612 viewsGeoffSentence

I think it's 2 for me.

To a waiter in Crete who, on the last day of my holiday, wished me a good flight - "you too"

And to another waiter in a pub wh asked "any allergies" - "no thanks"


Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Lowest number of words to make yourself look a bit stoopid? on 16:55 - Apr 2 with 555 viewsZx1988

One - mum/dad when used in the context of a teacher.

Doubly so if you're a fully-grown adult.

You ain't a beauty but, hey, you're alright.
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Lowest number of words to make yourself look a bit stoopid? on 23:25 - Apr 2 with 269 viewsKBsSocks

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