My dad got a police caution for aiming his car at one that annoyed him in Woodbridge some years ago. Silly s0d. He claimed she deliberately Kept him waiting and waved her lollipop at him. She claimed otherwise and had witnesses. He went nuts. When the old bill turned up at his house he was still raging, but the police wallah said ‘look, bloke with BMW v lady doing a school crossing patrol with witnesses’. ‘Think about it. Take the caution or it’ll go to court and the outcome won’t be good’. Oh how I laughed. The truth of it? Knowing him I suspect he lost patience and moved slowly towards her and that was all there was to it. He got into bother loads of times with stuff like that. It was funny, the best being blackballed from the Conservative Club for abusing the Chairman’s wife. Idiot over the lollipop lady (I told him so). Show a little patience and smile. [Post edited 13 May 9:35]
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