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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. 09:42 - Jun 14 with 931 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Pick your favourite...
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'Happy birthday, big man! I wanted to get you something really big – and hugely extravagant – for your special day. I thought about a gold bar, but the Swiss have already given you one. Or a jumbo jet, but the Qataris beat me to it. Then I thought about a gold peace medal, but your mate Gianni from Fifa has done that.

How incredibly thoughtful of your acting attorney general, Todd Blanche (remind me, didn’t he used to be your personal lawyer?), to announce that the tax authorities are “forever barred” and “precluded” from ever looking again at your tax returns. I mean, that’s amazing isn’t it? And it not only applies to you, but the boys as well.'

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. on 09:59 - Jun 14 with 861 viewsBudapestByBlimp

I think Ai Weiwei nailed it succinctly:

"Life in the universe is the most precious common value we share. Anyone who regards it as a tradable commodity is harming the advancement of human civilisation and will be remembered only to be despised".
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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. on 10:11 - Jun 14 with 791 viewsNthQldITFC

Jennifer Egan has nailed it, I think.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. on 11:28 - Jun 14 with 642 viewsBent_double

I quite like Greta's, but I think she could have ended it with a, "Happy Birthday Mr President, may it be your best, and hopefully your last!", or something.

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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. on 15:23 - Jun 14 with 474 viewsreusersfreekicks

What a smarmy t0sser Morgan is
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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. on 19:00 - Jun 14 with 303 viewsarmchaircritic59

A never ending supply of bottles of fake tan to keep the orange look topped up, and a frontal lobotomy to check if he really does posses a brain :)
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Some 80th Happy Birthday messages for Trump. on 19:25 - Jun 14 with 270 viewsStNeotsBlue

Mick Lynch wins for me. Succinctly calls him a tw@t whilst mocking him.
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