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Favourite sayings 10:28 - Jan 15 with 332 viewsCoastalblue

or those that you've heard and liked.

My ex's Nan was a lovely old dear, sweet as you like and it was always a bit jarring when she started cursing though often highly amusing. One of the things she used to say that always made me laugh was
"When I got up this morning I was going to fart thunder and sh1t miracles, but you know what? I've done f*ck all"
This coming from a sweet old white haired lady in her late 60's never failed to amuse.

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Favourite sayings on 10:29 - Jan 15 with 325 viewshomer_123

'Daft as a brush!'

That's a saying I've heard and that has stuck with me, not a view on your ex-Nan.

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Favourite sayings on 10:34 - Jan 15 with 304 viewsKeno

reminds of the saying "soft fruit in, soft sh1t out"

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